Jon Gellott

If I go a day without making someone laugh. I may as well have not woken up...

My opinions are my own.

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Literally every time they do this it could not be clearer that Elon is a Nazi.

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

💯 SO TRUE! The double standard is real.

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Resign, please.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Israel has killed more Palestinians since agreeing to a “ceasefire” than Israeli civilians who were killed on 10/7

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Twitter has been nothing but Nazis, Nazis, and more Nazis. Surely Facebook will be somewhat bette-

*People leaping to defend the police execution of a one-year-old over allegedly depriving a mega corporation of ten dollars for diapers*

.........

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

@headintheoffice And Israel immediately says it doesn't apply to them. Shocking

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

@mehdirhasan Ask Israel to stop bombing its neighbors for 5 days? I fuckin doubt it.

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

@barbarismcrit "Oh they're coworkers" NO I'm sorry but the government isn't a corporation where you have to go to events with each other. You're in government, knock this shit off.

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Kash Patel is reportedly constantly wasted, fumbled multiple investigations just by being there and posting, and his deputy director couldn't handle his job of covering up the Epstein files (what do you mean Darth Vader slaughtered a bunch of kids) and returned to podcasting.

[George W Bush Lover @GWBPatriot]

The reason Andor is aging poorly for me is because I realized the Empire is insanely incompetent in the show and it ruins the whole "actually evil serious threat" thing

In the prison Cassian was through in there were a total of like 30 guards in the entire complex, which was a vital slave labor source for the most important industrial project the Empire was undertaking

The Empire sent more soldiers to antagonize Ferrix during Aunt Petunia's funeral because they are mustache twirling saturday morning villains instead of a serious entity

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

This would unironically be better for society en masse than anything Elon Musk has ever done.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Well well

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

@KatieMiller Katie, we may have many political disagreements, but I can respect you standing up for your boyfriend here

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

I've seen enough Matt Damon Superbowl commercials to know where this is going.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

The Timothée Chalamet x Kalshi collab just dropped

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

You had a three day meltdown about someone half your age pointing kinda near you.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Is there one ... just ONE ... liberal human male who isn't weird AF in the United States of America? ONE?

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Got it. Sexting = Prolific pedophilic rape trafficking cult.

Great stuff @MSNOWNews

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MIKA: Given your sexting, can you call for the release of the Epstein files and not be conflicted in any way?

PLATNER: Yes, of course. I engaged in consensual romantic activities with adults at an earlier part of my life. That seems like a fairly normal thing most people do. Going to an island with billionaires to possibly assault children is a vastly, vastly different thing.

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

@MattLech But did he die

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

@amyactonoh Still time to delete this as you get continually dragged, by the way.

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Feels like that's something I would try to understand before I run for Mayor of LA, but then I'm not a fucking idiot.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

[Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott]

Doctor Acton, I have lived in Ohio my entire 37 years, and this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Literally no one planning to vote for you wants Republicans in power, so who is this for? Do you not have a single staffer who pointed out how this tactic went for Kamala Harris?

[Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh]

As governor, I promise to have Republicans in my cabinet —because the best solutions come from working together.