Jon Kowalski

I tried to think of something to say here but couldn't. So you get to deal with this instead.

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@whoisagk This makes me even more excited to be in France next year during the Women’s group stages.

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Are trans fats just carbs that identify as fats?

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Does Birkenstock make Birkensocks?

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Trying to figure out how to monetize procrastination. Will figure out the rest tomorrow.

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@neiltyson why is it that you breath hot air but when blown through pursed lips it's cool air?

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After retiring from a lucrative career of playing first base, perhaps it actually was Who that let the dogs out.

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My exact thoughts. https://t.co/nbsr79KzKZ

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@BJAofficial WAKE UP!

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I’m the 1922951st person in the entire world to beat the Penguin pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face.

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@matt_tolich no... I just really like the game and thought the world needed to know...

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@akargenian @chipmclaughlin @Thrice where is this because I need it now.

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@ProductiveOuts Prospects in trades are the baseball equivalent of OTPHJs, right?

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@ronoffringa space gray forever!!!

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@Swank_Banana well slap my ass and call me Susan.

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@Swank_Banana DUCKTALES IS REBOOTING?!?!?!

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@matt_tolich I heard trump just said that.

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Nickelodeon bringing back ‘Legends Of The Hidden Temple’ as movie
https://t.co/wPQMdHY7i7