Jon Porter

amateur neurosurgeon, professional stunt driver, bon vivant, and former Intercontinental Heavyweight Wrestling Champion.
Love big; pack light.

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

And I shall be known as Emily...

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

I’m 50 tomorrow, I currently have a dislocated AC joint in my shoulder, tore my ACL couple years ago, and can’t see menus in dark restaurants.

Despite that, I’m changing my name to Dolly, putting on a wig and joining the WNBA next season to protect Caitlyn Clark.

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

Dear @WNBA
You’ve got great talent.
You’ve got great attendance.
You’ve got great momentum.

Your officials are inconsistent, inept, and embarrassing.

Good talk

[Chicks On The Right @chicksonright]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@paulbaloche happy birthday!! And thanks for everything

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

#Pacers

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

It will be interesting to see what Adam Silver will do about the Clippers skirting the salary cap.
But hey, least it isn’t “tanking.”
#pacers

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

Andy,
It’s not about you today.
#kentuckyderby

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@DanGambleAI Isn't loading

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

https://t.co/j3ngqtqNju

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

rt to win!

[Norman Dale @Norman_Dale]

On October 15, 2022, the Indiana Hoosiers became the first NCAA Division I program to reach 700 all-time losses.  On January 19, 2026, the #Hoosiers are national champions and become the first FBS program to go 16-0 in a season since Yale in 1894. #NeverDaunted RIP Gene Hackman

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"To be perfectly honest, even I'm a little creeped out by what Don Lemon did today." - Satan

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@tonykatz
Has Pam Bondi convicted anybody?

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@MayMayspeaks Read carefully

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

The congregation doesn't need your coffee joke.

They buried someone this week.

They're sitting in pews with divorce papers in their glovebox.
Kids who won't speak to them.
Test results they haven't opened.

They drove past three churches to hear you say something that costs you something.

So open the Book.

Forget the illustration you found on Google.
Skip the movie clip.
Kill the countdown timer on your outline.

Preach like a man possessed.
Preach like you'll answer for every wasted syllable.
Preach like their blood is on your hands.

Because it is.

The pulpit isn't a stage.

It's a witness stand...

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

you know what to do.

RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours.

#ProBowlVote x @JayT23

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@BenjaminSWatson Nope

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

@4pt25 @MicahBeckwith Genius

[Alan Cashman 🏈🏀TheCashmanwins.com @TheCashManWins]

Turner commenting on anyone else's toughness is comical.

#Pacers #NBA

[Jon Porter @Jon_Porter]

I don't know what you do with 1:33 down six but AD Mitchell shouldn't see the field on this drive