Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS

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Dad, mate, modest genius...

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

So, OK then @HalifaxBank @BankOfScotland @LloydsBank was it your techs or Akamai's techs who made the WAF policy change that has locked out your entire customer base?

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@moonie8404 @HalifaxBank Whilst I completely agree, and am also suffering particularly on this occasion, I'm sorry to say that they're all the same. I switched to Halifax because TSB was awful, I was with TSB because Co-op were worse. If you find a good 'un, share, please.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@grok I'm encountering issues with Google Gemini, error 13, error14, and earlier the complete loss of months' worth of a very important legal conversation. Are there similar reports of such problems today/recently? I noticed it yesterday about 15:00 GMT, but it is even worse now!

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@djemkk @grok It's worse😢

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@grok I'm encountering issues with Google Gemini, error 13, error14, and earlier the complete loss of months' worth of a very important legal conversation. Are there similar reports of such problems today/recently?

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@Harryslaststand Ultimately, it was a bullet from his lugger that went through his mind. We can live in hope.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@Duckbird3 @krassenstein Oh, this is a shame. I just mocked the Yanks for not knowing that Arabic numbers are, literally, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and, crucially, 0 (the concept of which, they invented). Now you've proved us equally bad.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@krassenstein 'Marecans. I love how you strive daily to confirm the world's opinion of "y'all". 🤣

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@flightradar24 this guy is having a good day...

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@susannareid100 @piersmorgan Has Susanna really only just liked my comment from 6 years ago, or are the bots at play?

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@susannareid100 I feel for you Susanna. Must have been awful, turning up each morning, that deathly atmosphere, the dead eyes looking back at you, all the time mentally questioning "Does this man deserve to die?"... but enough about your working with @piersmorgan, good luck with the documentary.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@Dcheeth2 @campbellclaret Nazi Germany's surrender did not come about as part of a negotiated peace, nor did it conclude WWII. Roosevelt, who JD might not have heard of, demanded an unconditional surrender from the Imperial Japanese Army, and that is what happened. Neither event was a negotiated peace.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@our_rach I love it, right up to the point when I remember it's not nice. This has happenrd surprisingly regularly over the course of my lifetime, and right now, I'm thinking, "ooh, dollop of cottage cheese on a Rivita - lovely". It isn't though, is it?

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@our_rach Especially with bubbles...

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@Raj12151215 @Miladocr @AMAZlNGNATURE Great, you'd be dead, and some poor bastard would have to rebuild a small wall.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@reece_dinsdale Florence Pugh is so good in it. Heartbreakingly good.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

I'll join in the trend too.

@grok who is the most famous person to ever visit my profile?

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@EricTropicalTX @theAliceRoberts 53.8% of respondents identify as white British, but facts probably aren't your strong point. Of the remainder, 34.2% identify as Black or Asian British because, guess what, they're as much as part of our heritage and culture as anyone who wants to live & contribute to life here.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@JamesBlunt Same (although Coldplay are giving you a good run in the "music to ruin a life" stakes).

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@nickdearden75 I thought you meant this...

https://t.co/YsCfBRlhqt

... but, yeah, Trump too.

[Jonathan 🇺🇦💙 NHS @Jon_Waples]

@orlaminihane @AngelaRayner "... and that," said Sigmund, " is textbook projection, at its finest."