Jonathan Eisen

I'm just an average guy doing average things, I guess.

Software Engineer. AEMT. PR pro. Hockey & Western Sports fan.

Opinions mine. Retweets ≠ endorsements.

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@NeuroKlean It all comes down to the definition. From Merriam-Webster: “1a: two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between” Pretty open and shut if you ask me.

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@WhiteyWasserman @NeuroKlean You’re asking the wrong question. Why not?

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Valid exit criteria for a loop isn’t necessary right? Asking for a friend.

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@NeuroKlean The layout customization is fantastic so you can create or start with a publicly shared layout that works for you and tweak it as you use it. We can talk more about it later this week if you want.

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@NeuroKlean Yes and yes. I have a ZSA moonlander that I love. You’re welcome to try it before you buy one, if you want.

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@DennysDiner I’d wear these all day at work

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@NeuroKlean It’s a trap...unless you’re getting paid to do it

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@DaynaEisen Also, it was not 16 pounds. It was 17.5.

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@DaynaEisen Just @ me next time.

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@NeuroKlean It’ll get there as you get off the call, I guarantee it.

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@NeuroKlean EEG while playing @SatisfactoryAF?

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@NeuroKlean @SatisfactoryAF I’ll be right there with you brother.

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@NevadaDMV I think you guys probably need to put out official guidance on that.

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.@NevadaDMV is the lack of available appointments in southern Nevada on your website accurate? There's nothing until late October. My DL expires before that’s not to mention the extension you guys issued for docs expiring 3/12-7/15.

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I have been thoroughly enjoying my new @secretlabchairs Titan at my makeshift desk. #Quarantine

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@JoeTheRamos Don’t forget that on top of that, only about 25% of Clark County residents could even vote in the Las Vegas mayoral election. A relatively small pool, many of whom likely voted for her since she was the incumbent.

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@nathanieleli @DaynaEisen Unfortunately, that was the earliest I could install it since it was delivered.

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@NeuroKlean Unreal. I have a spare tower you can use for now if you want. Throw it on a VLAN.

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@NeuroKlean Oh no. Time to spin up a VM for that garbage.