Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠

Hi! I'm Jonah. I'm an alien. I can't disclose any more than that right now. I do stuff from my ship in orbit around your planet.

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@vexmlk Pokemon Mommy and I's ace

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@miffygeist All of these except for the first and last are 100% guaranteed

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

*Sigh* Idk what to do sometimes. I can do everything right... If I'm homeless or dead, you know what happened, I guess.

[VchiBan✨ @VchiBan]

OMG- lieabfkwejbf

#VchiBan #VchiBanter

[Glubbable 🍕 VTuber @AGlubbable]

The heat today is like Satan's Sweaty Ballsack.

[glasses 🐑🌻 🔜 OffKai @glassesjournal]

why is it always red vs blue

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

I definitely couldn't do the McCrelly or Taco Crell. But she might be cooking something here...

[VTubers Out Of Context @ENVTubersOOC]

wtf is wrong with you @crellythecow

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@luciacrabs ... I also saw the doujin. Not on my TL tho. Look, I was a tiny bit horny for the first time in months, alright?!

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@Saviisenpaii @obkatiekat Y'all are based

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@LucyPyre_ *Looking at Black Flag*

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@ShekaiGoto Probably a ton of added sugar. As an American, the European one is better.

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@Limealicious Locally I can MAYBE tell you the best route. I have no damn idea when it arrives or departs. Google Maps will help with that

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

Hopefully this isn't showing my age too much or anything. But I've been super into Twin Peaks. The late David Lynch directed it, and it's pretty damn good. I kinda hope he knows that I appreciate his work still.

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

One of the best purchases I've ever made was socks for like, 50 cents per pair. Absolutely socks stay on

[Shekai 🦈🏴‍☠️ RE:COPE @ShekaiGoto]

im a socks person and by that i mean no matter what the socks stay on; during sex, with slippers or crocs, heatwave and in my apartment I DO NOT CARE THE SOCKS STAY ON

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

I think I'll stream for a least a little bit! Gonna check out the Warhammer Survivors demo, the something after? PoE 2 maybe? Come say hi!

https://t.co/8tMdcVRB0o

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

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Eventually, even digital data will no longer be owned by individuals on their own initiative. Whenever there is a major change or accident in the world, in a country, in a government, in an idea, in a trend, access to it may suddenly be cut off.

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

@snowiesmilodon You hush you did not have a glow down!

[Kumi 🪶🪑 @KumiVT]

HOW DID I EVEN MAKE THAT NOISE

[Crelly 🎱🐮 Cow VTuber @crellythecow]

just nutted and it was awesome

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

Y'all need to stop being so good at your hobbies you're making me want to pick up my violin again even tho it's loud! Ah! Stop it! (Please keep doing all of these things)

[Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠 @JonahAlvaa]

Y'all need to stop being so cute and amazing and stylish and sexy and confident. You're making me want to eat healthy and fix my sleep schedule