Jonah May

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

I've been a Rams fan my whole life. Let's go boys! Beat the Chiefs!!

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

I threw away a printer, but right before tossing it into the dumpster I ripped out the ink cartridges. I feel like a decepticon rn

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

Please God

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

My romantic preferences were founded with the movie Ella Enchanted.

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

Betty White's death was more impactful

[slumpy @PorkchopSlumpy]

May not be able to talk to the boys ab my feelings, but at least I can tell whose on aux in 1 song

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@PorkchopSlumpy Did not expect this from you but my sides hurt

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

My favorite team, the L.A. Rams have pulled a dub! Can't wait to see what Stafford will do at the Superbowl. #RamsHouse

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@ethan_beharry @McDonalds I said that once, but I always come crawling back

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

Soupy brownies got me sick

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@Ryan_T_N The athletic system 😂

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

I'm so glad my favorite team of all time, the #Buccaneers, are winning the super bowl. I've always been a Buccs fan. Long live Tom Brady. Long live the king.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

We will all get through this.
Well, not all of us.
Some of us.
Maybe.
Honestly, it's too soon to tell.

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

Now that is what I call cinema.

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

Thank God the chiefs pulled through tonight. My favorite team hands down

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@life_of_zane I've been looking for a good reason to shoot you

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@BarnesMaryana @jennamayheck Throw that vid on this chain

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

I just want to sleep.

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@jennamayheck We've all had our cringe moments

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@TheManOnCampus You are a mad man. God bless you

[Jonah May @JonahCMay]

@rachel_berland I'm picking up fellow incel vibes