Jonah 🥞

not a bot, just unpopular. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

From Kanye to Musk, it’s cool how billionaires are so powerful they have one psychotic break and it materially alters everyone’s daily life

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

The only #TheNorthman review that matters

[ScreenTime @screentime]

#TheNorthman director Robert Eggers on making films set in modern times

“No thank you”

(via @GQMagazine)

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Flying the flag over your house doesn't make you a patriot. Drinking Budweiser doesn't make you a patriot. Storming the Capitol doesn't make you a Patriot.

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@jakegyllenho I can do a plank for 10 whole seconds now. I'm practically captain america

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

I hate the tv shows incorporating covid into their new seasons bc they never go all the way. It's like covid-lite. Yeah there's masks, but what's the point when everyone's pulling it off to speak like it's some kind of reverse talking stick??

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

Good

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

REVEALED: Dr. Fauci is the HIGHEST PAID employee in the federal government with a $417,608-a-year salary https://t.co/FRn2iLlLpL

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@DailyMail Good, now give him a raise

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

Remembering the times I judged high school speech competitions and forgot to start the timer. When students asked about their time, I'd give them a thumbs up, say "you nailed it," then write down a made-up time that wouldn't disqualify them bc my bad

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@scrice1 Always 🙏

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

If half the commercial is promising it isn't a scam, I'm thinking it's probably a scam

[LAist @LAist]

Breaking: LA County will follow the state's lead and re-enter the "purple tier." Outdoor dining can re-open by the end of this week, @HildaSolis just said.

Watch live now for more info from health officials:

https://t.co/rRioQmnj3Z

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

We poor ✌️

[LX News @NBCLX]

America has entered a pandemic-inspired baby bust.

Guess not even locking couples up and obliterating their social calendars could convince more Americans to have babies.
https://t.co/l8sLL8T71g

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

So glad I've never given money to this mf's nasty ass covid-restaurant. Also glad she didn't succeed in blowing up the neighborhood. Now lock her up

[Long Beach Post @LongBeachPost]

After a report of a leak, city removes unauthorized gas line at restaurant that had service cut for defying COVID rules https://t.co/EUf2gGSeRj

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@LongBeachPost Wtf her business should be shut down immediately. She's a danger to everyone who lives here. This gas leak could have had a devastating outcome

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@super_girl_kara @pattonoswalt I guess we know what that cat wished for 😳

[Jonah 🥞 @JonahDonovan]

@Adam_Creighton It's called lotion