Jonah Traaseth

Shmallowing Enthusiast. Jesus + Nothing= Everything. Seek Him.

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@DraftKings @ErikKratz31

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@MrBeast

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@goingtweets I’ve got a weird thing for cranberry juice on an airplane and basically no where else😂🤷‍♂️

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On the flight home! What an awesome day. Pleasure to meet you, fellas, and congrats on the big W! Still owe you that drink. Good curling! @TeamShuster @Shoostie2010 @MattJamilton @chrisplys @jlandsteiner

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Last night, my parents told me they’d watch my kids this weekend. This morning I woke up and had no idea what to do. Im now on a @FlyFrontier flight to DEN to watch @MattJamilton take the W today at @usacurl Nationals. It’s now my goal to buy @TeamShuster a round when I arrive.

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Half way through!!

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I’ve arrived🎉🥌🥌🥌🥌

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@tgeorge1323 @FlyFrontier @MattJamilton @usacurl @TeamShuster Also, you’re grandfathered in for my free round of beers👍

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@tgeorge1323 @FlyFrontier @MattJamilton @usacurl @TeamShuster Absolutely!!

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@KSTP Just let me know if you’d like to launch my freelance journalist career while I’m here😂

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Update:

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@TeamShuster @FlyFrontier @MattJamilton @usacurl First rounds on me!

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@united how is this possibly legal? Charge for an upgrade but don’t provide the service, and then refund 14 DAYS later with an automated customer service line that hung up on me. Absolutely unacceptable business practice.

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@PIPTomato @PhilipinDC That is our neighbor Neil! He’s a staple in the neighborhood and we’ve had so many shootings it’s not new to him. He’s out and about throughout our neighborhood everyday, and he’s dealt with this many times before!

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@FanDuel @DimTillard Comedy League MVP 17 years running

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My child is now at the age where diaper changes are like when Nacho Libre wrestled those trolls. #sendhelp #COVID19 #parenting

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@ThomasKinkadeCo can you please solve a family argument and confirm that this is Pinocchio in the little mermaid puzzle?

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@FanDuel how many RTs to get my pick up flag football game as a FanDuel contest? #sportsplease

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@DisneyPlusHelp @GarretWATO For some reason our Disney Plus is coming out today on our screen, but only shows the trailer!