Dad

Born to crack open a cold one with the boys

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@joepatane Hey fuck you

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@kingkanii It was on at the Mexican place I was at and it was a bad time #boo

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@GingerMagic_14

[the ghost of afters past @Joellerskates]

Today

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

She can teach us all how to be hooker, then drug men and steal their money #Let’sGo

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table .

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

Yet

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

Also on that note #MAGA2020

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

Just so y’all know I reactivated my twitter to be strictly a troll account, so if you are offended easily hit that unfollow 😁 @chris_firestine thanks for inspiring me via Facebook all these years

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@ashlynnharpel @NFL Why you always gotta be the one that sees my troll right wing tweets 😂

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@ashlynnharpel 😂 I could give you a psychological analysis of that given my specific knowledge of daddy issues but it will have to off Twitter

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

Imagine believing social issues matter more then economic ones or even national defense 😂

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

Now I’m undoubtedly sure my neighbors are smoking cannabis, salty I was never invited https://t.co/CJ2pTHOBEq

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Steps you can take if you think your neighbours are smoking cannabis
https://t.co/tvbhyvwmaH

[DeeLee-rious @dlee_113]

We always have to babysit Jonah 😂😅

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Never...

[Compete Every Opportunity @mlbJAye]

Your son just received 4 years of free education and this how you let him know how proud of him you are https://t.co/mXLxPGdgxu

[Dad @JonahWitDaBeard]

@ElizabethRose_S Most relevant tweet I have ever seen

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Immigration done the right way. Merica.