Jonah Loeb

Writer and Drawer of Oddities and Intriguingly Twisted Tales

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My mom said if I get retweeted I get a bonus. #KidIntern

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Congratulations to Goosebumps’ Slappy for his new gig on CNN:

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@TW_Research07 1! Unless 110% means that I’ll join the campaign, then that would be my answer.

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News Flash, images of McConnell recuperating at home now, 50 days after entering hospital. “Nothing to see here folks.” #mitchmcconnell

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The red cards work!

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@Acyn This will be his quote that history remembers, along with “I Am Not a Crook” and “I Cannot Tell A Lie, I Chopped Down the Cherry Tree.”

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#ice For the record, the moniker “illegal alien” simply refers to the civil infraction of being here without the right documentation. A $50 civil penalty. All culpability being equal, I likely committed more illegal acts during my morning commute. #illegalaliens

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“Great Again”? Now with a National Klan? #ICE #defundICE

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@BNODesk Yeah. There’s a reason that they call these kinds of events “acts of God.”

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THEN & NOW #Trump #history

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Quick, which is it?!
A) IDF raiding indigenous people of Palestine?
B) ICE raiding indigenous people of the Americas?
(Answer: B)

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@FBIDirectorKash “Anti-ICE” on an unfired bullet? What is this? Fake? Or evidence of a random nut job?

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LMAO this is great 😀

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@acnewsitics I’m sure that his red satin suit was at the cleaners.

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@NicRobertsonCNN if there’s any way to get the message to the inner circles of Kyiv, they should send Wladimir Klitschko to the WH. Trump will fawn at celeb. status and he can present a new face to the posturing game.

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The secret about Heaven and Hell is that it’s all the same. If there were such a place as Heaven it would be wasted on humankind. Within just a few generations we would have it entirely paved over and turned it into our own shared Hell.

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@Totallynonanno1 @RJC The most offensive depiction of Jews since Jud Süß.

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That speech Michelle Obama just gave was one of the best of this entire cycle. She is unbelievable. Here’s how she brought it home.

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Vote for Sanity.

I can’t take 4 years of this vitriol.

We are a Representative Democracy, we elect “representatives” not kings, or rulers. Does this nonsense really represent you? Our country?

#Trump #Harris_Walz2024 #Election2024

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“I won by like,” Trump said, “I lost by like… I didn’t lose.”
“Fifty-one intelligent agents lied, they lied, they knew it was Hunter’s, it was from his bed. They said it was created by Russia. Russia, Russia, Russia. It was the Russia hoax”
—Donald Trump
10/25/24