J.Cortes

keep my friends limited, keep dem hoes interested, resented by the game like im pete rose in this bihh..

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Mic-check 1-2-1-2.. hello hello.. is this thing still on? Hi friends! 😬

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This is the exact SB I didn’t want to see smh

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Just in case y’all didn’t know.. this is just a friendly reminder that:
THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS AFE 6-1!!

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OMG!! The @Giants are 2-0?!!?

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OMG!!! The New York Football Giants actually won a season opener!!!

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OMG!!! I love college football!!! This is insane!!

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WTF IS HAPPENING?!

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Oh man.. I’m so happy football is back ☺️☺️

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@Giants W!!! LETSSS GOOOO!!!! 12 more of those and the Lombardi trophy is coming to NY

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I’m sooooo ready for football to be back.. but also, why am I excited for the @Giants to disappoint me again? Still got the @UCFKnights though.. I hope.

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First night off in 3 weeks. Quality time with @jorocort and @J0Niiii . Got pizza on the way, pack of white claws, and watching Hamilton. #CrazyAssKidz

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Football season is so close, yet soooo far away. 😬

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“Next up” for a promotion.. the minute I find out I have that sit down with my Area Director, I’ll have my car and uhaul packed and ready to go. I’ll go to De Moines, Iowa.. don’t care. Just pay me and I’m OUT

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I need to get TF out of Palm Beach County

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Life is nothing but a bunch of random decisions hoping that one day it’ll all make sense. Some find it sooner than others. The rest of us just try and smile through the rest.

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@ohsannaaa LOL is this what I think it’s about?

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Yes I just referenced a Kanye Bar from like 12+ years ago.. because I’m #millennialAF #AmIIUsingHastagsCorrectly #ThirtyThrivingAndTweeting

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Plan was to drink till the pain is over,
But what’s worse, the pain or the hangover?

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#SARFS .. lol

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..I also will fight to the death that Eli Manning has done enough for his flowers and gold jacket and without a shadow of a doubt should be in the NFL Hall of Fame.. so TF I know about sports.

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I don’t claim to be a big NBA guy (or bball in general) nor am I a Heat fan. But I can’t be wrong in thinking that if you’re 7-40+ from the 3pt.. you probably should stop shooting 3s right? That’s just basic statistics/math right?