Jonas Fortenberry

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr the way it should be. Felonious fucks.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@Rangers, never mind, I guess there wasn’t a game today. @Dodgers we’ll just do your stadium twice and call it the same.

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

Hey @Rangers my high school buddies and I are finishing up our visit to every MLB ballpark with Globe Life (even hit the old Ballpark a few years ago), how about some help with tickets to today’s sold out game??? #needtickets @MLB

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@realDonaldTrump is DB Cooper. Is worth way less than he says. Hates America. Won’t release his tax returns because it shows income from male prostitution. #executiveorder #freespeech #bebest

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

#freespeech @realDonaldTrump has the smallest hands and had a threesome with Balki from Perfect Strangers and James Woods. #bebest

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

Executive order now allows me to say that @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, murdered 1,000 bunnies (people are saying), killed a World War II hero in his office in trump tower back in 2004 (lots of people have said), lost his penis in a slot machine accident in 2007, and eats babies

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

First hockey game! #clemonsters

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@DELTA on hold for 20+ minutes. Can someone please call me back about my baggage....?

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@DELTA being preemptive here as I sit on the tarmac for some kind of "delay" "We are so sorry you had a bad experience on Delta, Jonas."

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@DELTA great to be in zone 1 then be told bins are full, you have to check your carry on only to find a half dozen empty bins when boarding

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@DELTA it's cool though, I've only flown with you every week since January.

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@DELTA really disappointed in lack of notice for cancellation and rebook. With no help at airport.

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

Hungry? Get $10 off your first order on #UberEATS with my code: eats-o9n1q. https://t.co/B62cLBSxx1

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@tweetqtv Hi Sed! #mitchplease

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

#allincle. Hi Sed! #MitchPlease

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

Special guy! Special game! #tribetown

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

@ajlemke this beats PCA

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

#TribeTown

[Jonas Fortenberry @Jonas410Berry]

Here we go!! Tell me @ijessewilliams something insightful about this first half!! Maybe some pictures from the court on your #Samsung