Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN

NICU

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire. #AnnualTweet

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

@chetmaynard1 I’ve been waiting so patiently for this.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

@GunnarOfRivia Don’t die

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

Holy shit. The kids these days have no idea how to party

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

@chetmaynard1 @lemonlickin_liv Banger🔥🔥💯💯

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Easter? I hardly know her!

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire. #AnnualTweet

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Chuck E. Cheese is at my front door with a weapon.

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

No one told me @charlidamelio is on Dancing With The Stars this season…welp there goes my Monday nights 🙄

[Gunnar @GunnarOfRivia]

Happy October 1 check out this doll house my sister handmade as an exact replica of the witches' house from Hocus Pocus

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

Fellas it’s 2022. Y’all are really still standing up to pee in your own home?!?!

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

@tyygross Thank ya sir

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Flight attendant told me to stop hissing at other passengers on the plane

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

“Alexa, play that song by Post Malone about animal crossing.”

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

- Leviticus 12:73

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Doctors who works for health insurance companies get their penis flattened in hell. If they do not have a penis while on earth, they will grow one in hell so it can then be flattened.

[Gunnar @GunnarOfRivia]

seems like a good time to drop a reminder that if you aren't a registered organ donor you should change that asap. your organs are no good to you when you're dead. helped do surgery on a person today who gets to live that much longer because someone else said yes

[Chet Maynard @chetmaynard1]

Heroes.

[Gunnar @GunnarOfRivia]

not a want, but a need

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN @JonasJerrils10]

It’s 2022, stop pretending like Minesweeper is too hard to learn.