Jonas Lefkowitch

An author whose first published works are featured in Horror d'Oeuvres: Bite-Sized Tales of Terror, an anthology benefitting @ScaresThatCare.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

"Our galaxy is a mote of dust spinning around a cosmic whirlwind. We are specks within a speck, beneath the notice of any god or devil. Our lives are less than nothing. Do you see?"

"I understand, sir, but we still can't serve items off the breakfast menu after 12 pm."

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[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

Trust me, you do not want to walk a mile in my shoes

Don't want to see the bill for all of my unpaid dues

Only thing I ever won is "Most Likely to Lose"

How'd my life go so wrong? Honestly, I've got no clues

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[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

I have not a thing left to lose

But only the whole world to gain

Today I became a changed man

And tomorrow won't be the same

Soon comes a moment of triumph

Hard-earned by a lifetime of pain

Though no one else may believe in me

I found enough faith to fuel my flame

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[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

I haven't seen CRYSTAL LAKE because I just can't bring myself to devote eight hours to a TV series belaboring a backstory that a movie only needs a minute to tell via flashback.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

It genuinely pisses me off that I have to sit through multiple Johnny Depp trailers when I go to the movies now, but it is a good reminder that before he was outed as an abuser, Depp had become an absolute bore as an actor.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

@bigname_o Thanos was behind Loki's invasion in the first Avengers movie. The army that he provided to Loki was blown up by a nuke delivered by Tony Stark. Thanos obviously would have looked into the humans who defeated him.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

@chukwu_somaga HYDRA didn't capture Wanda. She volunteered for their experiments that unlocked her previously dormant powers.

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@everymovieplug The idea that a filmmaker as superficial as Zack Snyder could possibly be misunderstood is laughable.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

Tanks and warplanes rusted upon the blacktops of military ruins. Battleships littered harbor floors as sunken wrecks. The fighting men were but bones clad in the decayed tatters of their forgotten country's uniform. They had won the final war and at long last found peace. #vss365

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

An easy way to understand Jesse Eisenberg passing on THE SOCIAL RECKONING is to ask yourself, "Would I rather spend months of my life occupying Mark Zuckerberg's snake pit of a brain or making my own movie with Julianne Moore and Paul Giamatti?"

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

"I hate when vehicles blast their sirens."

"Yeah, well…"

"They ought to be ashamed."

"Who?"

"Cops. Firefighters. Ambulance guys."

"Uh, why?"

"Trying to lure sailors to their doom! While driving? It isn't safe! Concentrate on the road, jackass!"

"Oh. Good point."

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[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

@chiidex277 "But why introduce five Winter Soldiers just to erase them?"

Zemo literally explains why he killed them. They were not even characters. They existed to be part of Bucky's backstory. CIVIL WAR wasn't about them.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

DIGGER reviews are in!

Pretentious and unwatchable dreck!

Iñárritu does it again!

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

@kiaedc In ENDGAME, Thor goes through five years of alcoholism and depression. He suffers multiple panic attacks and emotional breakdowns during the movie. He was not handling his losses well at all.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

There once was a boy with the eyes of an angel whose gaze cleansed any soul of all sin. The townsfolk chained him in the local church and snipped off his eyelids so he was available to purify all comers, day or night. And so that town remained always in stainless virtue. #vss365

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

@fwmalacyafeez New York was the launching point of a worldwide invasion. Saying Loki wanted a city is like saying Eisenhower only wanted a beach.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

"Why must people die?" asked Sadie.

"Every soul yearns to fly amongst the heavens," said Mama, "and eventually renounces all things earthly."

"I don't want to fly away. I want to be with you."

"I know. But don't be afraid. Wherever you go, I'll soon be by your side."

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[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

The grandest New Year's celebration paled next to that night of nights, the Eve of the Apocalypse. The whole of humanity embarked on an epic revel across the globe. When the end arrived, the Earth was already quaking to the beat of billions dancing with absolute abandon. #vss365

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

Good for Matthew Lillard. It takes a lot of courage to take a stand after the check clears.

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@zara_praise I guess Hollywood saw Katherine Heigl so differently that she started looking like Salma Hayek.

[Jonas Lefkowitch @JonasLeft]

Imagine following the career of Zack Snyder as it spirals downward from a fairly promising start to underwhelming mediocrity to soul-crushing trash, and that's the filmmaker you choose to go ride or die for, the guy whose ugly, idiotic vision you champion as the peak of cinema.