Walking into a dispensary now a days be like…
“Hello friend welcome in I’m Bentley Brinkley Smithington can I pair you with one of our care ambassadors to begin your personalized herbal healing journey?”
Um… I’m here to buy drugs…
#cannabis#weed
No fucking butt slider in the graphics update?
For how many fucking times we pray returned to the fucking waking sands we have 50 million fit bit steps and still have NO ASS!
Fuck this game.
#ffxiv
I’m thinking of writing a parody to Tiffany’s hit single “I think we’re alone now” entitled “I think we can bone now”
I think it’d be a banger for sure.
I should do one of those "Clean with me" videos. Ya know the ones where people videotape themselves cleaning their homes except it would just be me opening the door for the cleaning lady and then from there it's just a POV of me going to Starbucks.
#influencer