Jonatan M

Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science™️, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig.

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@muscarinequeen Maybe he could be kind to the rest of us and not ruin the entire fucking show

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@CapelLofft I bet Amol’s screwin

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@dezisally @TheLKingston Omfg don’t go on traitors only to ruin it for everyone then!

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@soniasodha Total prick ruined the series finale

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@jjcharlesworth_ @MayorofLondon It wasn’t designed for nose-to-tail traffic pumping out shit for everyone to constantly breathe in though was it? This seems much better. I bet it’s a great success with massive popular support.

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@ProfAliceS @nomad_dissident I can save you some time if you like…

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@JoGallagher70 When I saw this car fly and when I saw his rockets land backwards, my heart just sang. Humans are amazing

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@BenGoldsmith Omg let’s be more like Singapore and cut their hands off! Ffs Ben, get a grip

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@ElaineSstark She followed a rock star round on a tour, she wasn’t a prisoner, mock outrage bs

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@TweeterReynolds He was a self-absorbed shag-o-holic who no doubt acted badly for years. But we’re so infantile and so obsessed with victimhood and so averse to personal responsibility that the only way we can cope with that is to tell ourselves he’s the devil incarnate.

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@JenniGoldsmith @Sharzard5 Yeah. I still value something with the capacity for good and ill over something with the capacity for neither.

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@SwipeWright World’s full of people who’ll watch someone’s son be killed by a tiger then go home for a bacon sandwich

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@ATaylorFPGA @JamesMillerHi It can’t do anything wrong, it’s an animal.

If my son developed schizophrenia and entered a tiger enclosure I’d want it shot, to save his life.

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@StevenDonlon I assume you can only borrow when you have an asset people will lend against. So if the owners left Man U it would still be viable in its current form. But if the owners left city it would cease to be viable in its current form and would therefore be at risk of collapse.

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@jowilliams293 Yeah but the problem is we forgot to decide and promote what we stand for as a nation and what our best interests are, so people just came & brought their own (strong) culture with them & now work in their own best interests

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@liamgallagher I remember the great @BoozeAndFagz saying she made deliberate spelling errors when applying for a job at (I think) NME to appear credible/cool. Liam you’re so cringe! (Or your as you would say)

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@CreativeDeduct @BBCNews 😂 literally the woke position

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@irgarner Your second claim undermines your third. Even if we’re just talking about eg foetal screening

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@EliLake @Musa_alGharbi QI. Worth signing up for a free account to read. As someone outside of academia, I certainly don’t have any regrets in that regard…