Cpt Poopypants MD

I’m sick of all this shit, we’re surrounded by assholes!

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

This political cartoon is 22 years old

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Our government is in the hands of the Epstein class and the entire world knows it.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

My personal litmus test for all politicians is very simple.

1. Do you support Israel or any other foreign country?

2. Did you get the covid vax?

If you answer yes to either of the above you are simply non-viable. You're either too stupid or too compromised to be trusted.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Wins a Super Bowl and four MVPs
Rejects the covid era
Dumps his ho ass fiancé
Calls AIPAC the true uniparty
Says Ron Paul is the only politician he trusts.

Legit might be the most real athlete on the planet.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Our multibillionaire President’s Labor Day message is telling the American tax paying slaves they don’t work enough and need to work more to fund his historically high government spending, never ending Iran War, and import his foreign mystery meat, while he goes golfing at one of his many private golf courses with his best buddies in the Epstein class.
Meanwhile in the real world college graduates can’t find a job, in most families both parents work their tails off, many Americans work 2-3 jobs just to make ends meet, and the national price of gas is still above $4/gallon.
It’s not the American people who need to change their ways.
Actually, they voted for Trump to change the Swamp in order to Make America Great Again!
But instead, it turns out Trump was the very snake he warned about all along.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

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[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Wanna know how I know there's outrage fatigue? Trump made it very clear that he will not be challenging Fauci's pardon because he intends to pardon his whole family.

The biggest crime in world history and he won't pursue it because he and his kids needed to rug pull on a shitcoin.

Or because he needed 100K/mo to sell access to his truth social posts so that whales could front run his weekly Iran TACO announcements.

He has gone from bad to indefensible and there are three camps remaining:

Deep denialists
Paid propagandists
The rest of us.

The problem is that the rest of us are just so overwhelmed by the avalanche of corruption you can't even get adequately mad.

It's like adrenal overload.

I'm tired, boss.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

I made a mental note of anyone saying positive things about Lady G today. I will never trust any of you again.

I hope everyone did the same.

Graham was an incredible litmus test. If you liked him AT ALL you are a massive piece of shit.

If you clowned on him
You are my people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Agreed

[Eric July @EricDJuly]

At some point, a rational person has to stop pretending this scam can be salvaged. Once you finally recognize the fraud that’s always been baked into the welfare state, the answer isn’t to reshuffle stolen money and keep the con alive just because you think someone “needs it.”

The only real solution is complete and total abolition of the federal welfare state. This isn’t a system that can be “reformed.” It’s broken by design, immoral at its core, and deserves to be dismantled.... not managed.

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

The people now pissed about where their tax money is going were the ones a few months ago who were pissed at Thomas Massie and Rand Paul for “not getting on board” with Trump’s spending bills.

They read the bills.

They knew this crap was in them.

They voted accordingly.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Just a reminder to the bought and paid for MAGA influencers that constantly attack Thomas Massie:

Massie wanted the DOGE cuts made permanent. Massie wanted the Big Beautiful Boondoggle to fail because it continued record spending.

If you were actually furious over the Somali fraud you'd be a huge supporter of Thomas Massie. Because the best way to stop the fraud is to stop funding these programs.

But that would require you to criticize Trump and the GOP so you won't.

In short, you're all frauds and an increasing number of people know that what I'm saying is 100% true.

But at least you got invited to Mar-a-lago!

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Almost every Trump voter I see on X is so fed up they are planning a 2026 tax revolt.

And rightfully so!

It’s because Americans work their asses off, barely make ends meet, and the government consistently gives their hard earned tax dollars to foreign countries, foreign wars, and foreigners the U.S. government has brought/allowed into America!

And NOTHING is given to Americans!!!

We have nearly $40 Trillion in debt, unaffordable healthcare, unaffordable housing, and the dollar loses value every day.

Meanwhile the government, NO MATTER WHICH PARTY IS IN CHARGE, screws over Americans.

What will it take to put the American people first???

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

You’re a fucking moron.

Football??? Fucking football?

[Jeffrey A Tucker @jeffreytucker]

America is ruled by the "out-in-the-open-criminality" party and the "look-the-other-way-and-do-nothing" party. Take your pick.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Now that we're all aware that medical fraud is a multi-billion dollar industry in Minnesota, can we get some answers about Rep. Melissa Hortman's murder?

Melissa Hortman is the only Democrat to vote against healthcare for illegals. She killed the bill.

Hortman and her husband were murdered soon after this vote.

Her killer was appointed by Tim Walz. The killer's wife worked for Tim Walz. The killer said Tim Walz ordered the murder in his confession letter. The killer named Tim Walz multiple times in his arraignment. Her killer had 'No Kings' flyers in his car. The guy clearly had a screw loose - but has anyone asked Tim Walz a question about this connection on the record?

Has there been an investigation?

Dark things are happening in Minnesota, man.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Republicans have the Presidency, the Supreme Court, the House and the Senate. And yet…

We don’t have a Voter ID law.

Not a single crooked Democrat has been jailed, censured, impeached, or expelled.

Taxpayers are being defrauded by the billions.

And Republicans do NOTHING.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

The community notes. 📝

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Despise my assumption that Trump’s second term would be a disaster (even when supporting him), I’m blown away by how bad it’s been.

Trump has spent the last year humiliating his movement and squandering the greatest opportunity in modern American history for real change.