Juan Nuniez Egea

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Choose Argentina.
Choose the blue and white.
Choose Messi.
Choose Maradona.
Choose the Hand of God.
Choose the left foot, the low centre of gravity and the ball that somehow never leaves their control.
Choose a nation where football isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion.
Choose packed streets in Buenos Aires.
Choose flags hanging from every balcony.
Choose drums, flares and 90 minutes of absolute chaos.
Choose number 10s who don’t just play the game, they change it forever.
Choose Maradona dancing through defenders like they weren’t there.
Choose Messi walking around the pitch, waiting for the exact moment to ruin someone’s night.
Choose outrageous goals.
Choose impossible passes.
Choose free-kicks that bend around walls and into history.
Choose last-minute winners.
Choose penalty shootouts you can barely watch.
Choose grown men crying in the stands.
Choose the World Cup champions.
Choose a country that gave football two of the greatest players it has ever seen.
Choose temporarily forgetting every argument you’ve ever had about Messi and Ronaldo.
Choose learning the words to Muchachos by kick-off.
Choose backing Argentina with the same passion as someone born and raised in Rosario.
Choose anyone playing England.
Choose Argentina. 🇦🇷

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@1scottishbanter Of course.
Now, you have a friend here in Argentina.
🇦🇷🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Erm…

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@06Lewish Now, you have a friend here.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@06Lewish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇦🇷🫂

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@HYFU00 Qué buena imagen!

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@HYFU00 👏😁

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@JulianMCespedes Gracias, Julián, por tus palabras. 🫂

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Lady__Mermelada El hecho de que se encogiera de hombros, denota que no le da importancia a que le digan que es el mejor.
Si me da bola, me caso con él.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Leigianni Eso es como el túnel del tren fantasma, al final te espera la bruja que te come la cabeza.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@sabrina_radet 🫂

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Lluviaquetemoja Dónde está el control remoto?

[Chapanay City @ChapanayCityOK]

⏱️

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Leoogomez_ No es DEMASIADO cagon?

[tute @lauttute]

no messi pará

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@MiguelHutchence Acá tenés la respuesta.

[TIPITO CLIPS @pelucamiller]

Mbappe: Jugué mal a propósito.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Lauentuiter La faltan unas vocales para que se lea "pendeja"
Perdón, no lo puedo evitar verlo.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@Betta_ET Por ese motivo es que ingiero alcohol para matar cualquier bicho que ande por ahí.
Bastante... Para estar seguro.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@vulgarcite La inglesita se ve como que es más dada.

[Juan Nuniez Egea @Jonathan65270]

@roitele1

[antoninidejimenez @antoninidejimen]

¿Por qué el mundo odia a los judíos?