:)

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@TomorrowHeart @TripleBBB851 @d1no_nugget Can't tell you how relieved and excited I am to hear you're okay and still writing. Ouroboros means a lot and helped me start to figure myself out.
Hope things keep getting better for you!

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@DnDBeyond We're way past patience. Scrap OGL 1.1 or watch us walk. #OpenDnD

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@witchernetflix @LiamHemsworth How to kill a hit show: any% speedrun

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The US Supreme Court has voted to legalize baby production slavery in violation of the 13th amendment to their constitution.

Women in the United States have lost autonomy and ownership of their own bodies and may be forced to perform life threatening slave labour. #RoeVWade

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@Starbucks I'd like to try running a multimillion dollar corporation without Union-busting, what about you? 😇

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@RichardGrahamUK Would you care to explain why you are clearly and consistently voting against the interests of your constituents - unions, clean rivers... My condolences for the death of your colleague, but this is not an excuse to avoid accountability for your actions.

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@virginmedia That's great, but it still cost me £11.

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You misunderstand. I know where the charges came from. I'm asking how you have the audacity to charge me £11 in the middle of a pandemic to *wait on hold* for 20 minutes while I was trying to sign up for an internet package. With an hour wait, that's £33 before you stop charging.

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

@JonathanCoton HI Jonathan, i am sorry to hear about the call changes and call wait time, it should tell you what they are for on the bill. ^CW

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@virginmedia 08454541111. I tried to check if it would cost me, but funnily enough your page detailing call charges doesn't exist. The link was dead.

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@virginmedia No no, I'm not a customer. I was just going to be, until you charged me £11 to wait on hold for 20 minutes while hiding the charges. Nice deflection though, it really draws attention away from how shady you are.

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@virginmedia No, it was 08454541111. I tried to check if it would cost me, but funnily enough your page detailing call charges doesn't exist. Dead links obscuring £11 fees for being on hold for 20 minutes might be seen by some as dishonest and predatory.

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@virginmedia care to explain to me why I have over £11 in call charges for having been on hold for a grand total of 20 minutes today? Also hour long wait times? Sounds like a scam to me.

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@ERBofHistory @Lin_Manuel So I think I speak for everyone when I say that we need an ERB featuring Lin Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton

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@JeremyECrawford how resistant to the elements are Warforged? Would they take a point of exhaustion for exposure after a full Sentry's Rest overnight in dry 20 degree weather, for example?
What's the cutoff point for when the elements begin to affect them?

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The only kind of #ProudBoys that matter
#ProudBoy #ProudBoysUSA #ProudBoysStandby

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@markantro We need to give #BolshevikBoris the boot

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@longshotauthor Consulere Rex! I love this one for its translation:
"Make way for the King!" *RAWR*

[Ryan Colaço (Ryan C™) @Ryan_Colaco]

Getting your vehicle stopped, getting dragged out of it & getting handcuffed in the process - with a full car & body search - was unjustified by the Metropolitan Police.

This coronavirus pandemic isn't going away & no PPE was used until I voiced up.

I may now have COVID-19. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@HouseofCommons @HoCpetitions Wait, this is still fucking legal? What the fuck is wrong with you? Criminalise it now!

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@parscale This tweet aged like a barrel of fine milk.