Jonathan Cowlishaw

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@ClownWorld It’s a new supervillain lair and they are upgrading for a confrontation with Green Lantern. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to know that GL’s yellow weakness has been removed.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@Kneon And Bot wouldn’t have been the final “current” episode.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@QuixoteDmar @i_am_lukalyk @ellyserwaaa https://t.co/xVEVKJvY6f

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@i_am_lukalyk @ellyserwaaa I just saw YouTube video of this. He has another doberman, Bear, that is much more… intimidating. The “intruder” couldn’t work up the courage to try.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@akafaceUS When I worked at Taco Bell, I actually liked how peaceful doing the dishes was compared to the other tasks.

[Matthew Chang @MatthewChang]

To the guy who made being an engineer mainstream and cool, long before @elonmusk, thank you!

Rest in peace @ScottAdamsSays. Enjoy the presence of your maker.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@catturd2 How long until a federal circuit judge orders Maduro be reinstated by Trump?

[Radioactiveman @Radioactivemon]

@DefiantLs BREAKING: Several reports indicate that Mr. T is running dangerously low on pity due to an abundance of fools in today's society

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Total Noob Board Gamer Forgets That You Can't Sell Coal During The Canal Era Unless You Can Trace A Contiguous Network Of Link Tiles To An Active Coal Market https://t.co/KMDfvMEM8y

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@Timcast Ultimately, the only thing this attack could accomplish is pissing off the guy that can flip off Starlink. Why would Ukraine want that? This smells as fishy as Russia bombing Nordstream.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

An officer in Peru dressed up as the Grinch to arrest a suspected drug trafficker 😂

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

If we get all of North America then we get an additional 5 armies each roll.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@Kneon They lost because they were in a social bubble- so the obvious solution is to bubble harder.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@IanJaeger29 She meant “they expected him to be as dishonest as a Democrat because we never keep our campaign promises”

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@ClownfishTVcom I’ve been playing D&D since 1981, and have bought countless books and box sets. This is the first edition I’ll be sitting out.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@Kneon Clearly Biden called Zelenskyy “puddin” because they have such a close relationship.

[Baldur's Gate 3 @baldursgate3]

The party is hunkering down for some well-deserved rest... But who is the crimson-robed figure awaiting in the forest?

Check out our latest collaboration between @twitgera and @mashed! Goes perfect with a warm drink.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@akafacehots 4x5=20

No quantity of prior incorrect answers will change the truth.

[Jonathan Cowlishaw @JonathanCowlish]

@LibertyCappy In case there’s cheesecake.