Jonathan Carter III

Skin Insurance Lawyer, Harvard Law School, Soccer fanatic

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Turns out getting that degree just to be bound to employment till 2068 sounds less and less cool the closer you get to it

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@anthony_ja76044 @EndWokeness There is never a bad time to shout out The King of New York

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@abendyman Seems like you and the rush of free will have a very intimate relationship…

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Just learned in class today that I can deduct beers as a business expense if I’m on a business trip. I fucking love the IRS.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

I don’t need a wheelchair, but if I did I’d spend 99% of my day posting up outside handicap bathroom stalls and punch tickets to hell.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Whenever I type the word “analyze” I never pause before I type that y in there. Can’t have people thinking I’m a freak like that.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@JonRothstein He is inevitable @NEBsoccerguy @BeautifulGame28

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Dear FIN 350 Exam 2,

I woke up angry today.

Prepare yourself.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Just saw a guy rocking Minecraft crocs. We get dude, you fuck.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

They reopened my local Runza we have never been so back

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

“Bro I just found the test question bank on a quizlit check this out”

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

I fear they aren’t in a good boy type of mood

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Creighton University,

Be a good little boy and cancel classes tomorrow

Kind regards,
JCIII

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@MadGreeny4 Да, пусть судьба будет ко мне благосклонна.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@NEBsoccerguy A literal even foul split between Creighton, a team that rarely fouls, and St. John’s the most physical team in their conference, does not sound like an even game to me. I understand there can be outliers but watching that game it looked obvious.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Creighton being even in fouls with the most physical team in the country is straight laughable

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@NEBsoccerguy Please go back and watch that game and tell me I’m wrong. Did the refs make the difference? Absolutely not. But it’s frustrating to see refs getting so caught up trying to equal out foul numbers.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

@NEBsoccerguy Creighton is always a team with the lowest foul rate in the country. This isn’t a 1 year thing. When going up against a physical team and having those numbers dead even suggests the refs were more concerned about equality than equity in terms of fouls called.

[Jonathan Carter III @JonathanCtr1995]

Bridget Mendler is like Taylor Swift, but like actually good. Stop building rockets and pick up that microphone again I beg you.