Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR

European, born in UK, living in PL 🇪🇺 #rejoinEU #lufc Cheese Wedge ST Holder. What's not to like?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

A message to JD Vance from Britain:

Even if you stopped your ICE Gestapo from murdering US citizens

Even if you learned that guns = dead kids

Even if Trump wasn't a rapist

We still wouldn't care about your opinion, you backwards, guyliner wearing, hillbilly couch fucker.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

I’m rewatching the #LUFC game.

Kilman’s foul on Stach is ridiculous.

The ‘he got his shot away’ so the defender is at liberty to hit him (in this case with such reckless force that it causes ligament damage) - is one of the worst myths in football.

VAR deemed it a ‘natural coming together’.

Ally McCoist said: “I’m happy that’s not been given a foul”.

Literally 5 minutes later, Lukas Nmecha dives in to try and tackle Disasi.

Disasi ‘got his pass away.’

Nmecha didn’t actually touch him unlike the foul on Stach.

Ally McCoist: “He’s definitely late, I wasn’t sure he caught him.. no he doesn’t catch him, but that’s not to say he doesn’t fall awkwardly or land awkwardly.”

VAR called it a reckless challenge.

Result Nmecha got a yellow card - Disasi totally fine obviously because he wasn’t actually touched, and didn’t fall awkwardly.

So - if it’s in the outfield and a pass and you get your pass away - then get tackled - even if it’s not actually bad - it’s a yellow card.

But if it’s in the penalty box - and you get your shot away - then it’s a ‘natural coming together’ - even if you get injured by your opponent.

That is the very definition of inconsistent.

And it doesn’t help when the analyst is parroting a myth that has permeated football.

Stach’s ankle was caught in between Kilman’s legs - that’s how Struijk broke Harvey Elliot’s ankle a couple of seasons back.

Kilman slid in with excessive speed and force with a disregard for the safety of Stach - the very description of a reckless challenge - endangering an opponent.

It should not matter whether a shot or pass had been completed.

It should not matter whether it is outside the box or in the box.

It absolutely should matter if there was any actual contact or not.

In one case a guy has ligament damage the extent of which we do not know but it could be season ending - you can’t tell without a scan.

In another case the player was not touched at all - but gets an Oscar nomination for exceptional acting in a supporting role.

This is why 75% of fans hate VAR. It’s not because referees don’t need more help - they do.

It’s because consistent rationale and logic isn’t being applied, while myths are being perpetuated- and it doesn’t help when respected media figures with massive platforms are helping to spread the myth (VAR have the broadcast feed as well as their own footage).

[Richard Tomlinson @Richard53160893]

@AdrianT_01 @BCFC Birmingham City, more dives than jaques cousteau

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@fesshole Last bit’s the real fess. Shame on you.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

From the basement of their mothers’ houses, surrounded by discarded pizza boxes, Paul & Julian offer a considered take on #TeamGB performance at #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Quote of the decade. It took me a minute to realize the significance of it.

"We are taking the sign out of the window."

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@LePapillonBlu2 Especially. Hell yes.

[Le Mod @LeModFootball]

@TheAthleticFC They've had to invent a trophy to keep the Man Baby happy, he really is pathetic, and FIFA are such a corrupt, weak bunch of pissweasles

[Del @ReallyNiceDerek]

FOR SALE: 2 x Porsche headlights

Look great on a Porsche which is missing its headlights and work equally as well as a lamp in your study room. Or just a gr8 collectors item for fans of cars

Available to drop off in London only. No refunds.

£769 ono (or nearest offer)

[Adelita Grijalva @AdelitaForAZ]

And still waiting…

[Ian Berriman @ianberriman]

@CamillaTominey It’s as witless to call Mamdani a communist as it would be to call Kemi Badenoke a fascist. This hyperbolic language is tiresome and childish, and professional journalists should do better.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@CamillaTominey Incorrect. And you know it you dog whistler.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@DesignsLucylou @fesshole Best answer ever

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello Mr. President!

Out of curiosity, did those doctors ask you to draw a clock by any chance? Was that part hard for you, too?

Asking for 340 million people.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@kateferguson4 A woman going after another woman on a trivial clothing point. Sad and disrespectful? That’s you that is. Oh it’s the despicable S*n. 🙄

[Tripe Marketing Board 💚 @TripeUK]

@kateferguson4 'lucky to work in'?

She was elected, you dim scribe.
'Luck' is getting a job on a major newspaper when you're a talentless hack.

[Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR @JonathanELowe]

@runews That’s because he’s a peasant.