Jonathan 🌮 Salamone

No plans, only appetites.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

The start of the comeback

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@rocknrollofall He’ll do the same to your girlfriend if you hold her up.

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@aimeeelizabeth_ @FifthThird you see this?

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@Rosstafarian440 @FearedBuck Too young?

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@guardian 🔔 shame

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@SteveKornacki

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@elonmusk Like watching a Tesla crash into a child.

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The DMs I sent were to the Old Kanye.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

1/ Just want to put this news in plain language for people.

Senior people at Twitter have resigned in the last 48 hours. We now now why. They said in private Slack channels that @elonmusk is so desperate to recoup his money, he’s taking crazy risks with YOUR privacy and safety.

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@GlennHowerton La Pineda for a sandwich

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@GlennHowerton Bodega la puntual for Arroz de ploma iberica

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The baby has no idea what’s happening 😭

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@RyanFishleigh Buried with her.

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@Hilarities @kathleenvlawson

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@RyanFishleigh Is*

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@joshgondelman This is the way

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@DanRather

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Coach K gonna return like Brady.

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I’m like two more weeks of TikTok away from becoming a water sommelier.

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@TeamKanyeDaily To an imax

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@TeamKanyeDaily Dude next to me drove two hours