Jonathan Hinton

41, Male, Irish/Mexican Mutt, Earth and Environmental Sciences major, libertarian, Nature Documentary Lover, Skeptic, Geek...what else do you NEED to know?!

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@MadameAmiee Yeah from being TOO good at it. Your own sex drive almost killed you.
At least that’s how you spin it going forward.

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@MadameAmiee No more physical straining for a while that’s for damn sure. Be sure to avoid the heat and the midday sun (UV is a bitch, even in the shade) this weekend as well.

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@MadameAmiee Yeah, sometimes it’s just the sudden change that can trigger one. Every time I stop a medication or my doc changes one, there’s usually a migraine involved the first or second day of the change. My doc likened it to something like a withdrawl symptom for the brain.

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@MadameAmiee Thank the gods you’re okay. Thunder claps and every other type of headache isn’t something to just pop a pill and ignore.
For years mine were trying to tell me that I needed glasses and to pay attention to my blood pressure before it killed me.

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@amy_nsfwtw Absolutely not. Especially if you know without a shadow of a doubt that the recipient would love to see them.

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@ClaireMax @itslanabee Giant brown katydid (family Tettigoniidae)

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@pinitreply In the US no you fucking don’t! You’ll get your ass towed away or shot at! Try that shit here little twink and see what happens. Pull your head out of your ass and quit talking shit.

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@darthlux Your talent is by far MUCH better.

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@evelynlovegames I feel all too called out by this.

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@valkmommy_brynn It’s almost as if they don’t actually know what they’re talking about and instead just parrot talking points that were out of date over a decade ago.

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@EllyClutchxo It absolutely is! Production for the second season moved from New York to the Los Angeles area to take advantage of California tax credits so why not take advantage of the locations available.

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@officer_Lew Being an Olympian in her case just means she runs fast, they never said anything about not being a blithering idiot.

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I was just told “Your dating history has so many red flags a casual stroll down memory lane must look like China town on fucking Lunar New Year.”

Ouch.

I mean fairly accurate in retrospect, but still…ouch.

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@Madison420Ivy @jewelz_blu An absolute work of art.

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@wildfreakouts Dumb fuck passed on a double yellow in a school zone. Say goodbye to that license dipshit.

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@silentblossom_ Fat drunken retards ruin things for everyone.

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@RWB_American Or you could just not be a sack of shit and not park wherever your entitled ass wants.

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If there's one thing the fandom of Stranger Things has taught me, it's that way too many people spend way too much time thinking and fantasizing about the sexual proclivities of fictional teenagers.
Seriously go outside and get a life, and maybe some therapy.

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Funny how quickly California cops handle the crimes of a meth-head when his victims are in a certain tax bracket, yet sit on their asses if you aren’t.

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@imsadspice Always remember that whenever you have sex or masturbate, so in a way we’re all exhibitionists.