Jonathan

I am not a spy.

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@ihatebbls New team. Same team.

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@NOLAJake Just gettong started.

[Steve Ferguson @lsferguson]

Why isn't this the lead story on every news outlet, both broadcast and cable?

The citizens need to know why they need to work two or three jobs to survive

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@joelvenile 2 you say?

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@joelvenile

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@joelvenile I rewound it to shpw the gf.

[Theophilus Mitchell @theo_mitchell]

Happy Opening Night

Reporting live from the Blender, we’re ready to turn @SmoothieKingCtr all the way up! The @PelicansNBA regular season is here and let’s show the league what we’re all about. Let’s go get ‘em, New Orleans!

#Pelicans

[Beth Dutton @1BethDutton]

I keep seeing "Beth Dutton for Press Secretary" all over my feed.

I'm flattered. Truly.

But I don't do briefings. I do reckonings.

And the first reporter who asks a stupid question is getting a one-way ticket to the train station. 🚬🥃🇺🇸

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@sarithaforny Shes Reddy

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Your Chances of being born here - 2026

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@stockmom Yeah, but its gonna include beef.

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@Saints @DisneylandParis @camjordan94 Cigarette smoke n body odor.

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

Dude wanys me to fo my taxes twice. Nah

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RampCapitalLLC @bot Do it both conventionally and with Grok @Bot, then compare.

Actually, it’s worth showing Grok last year’s tax returns and see if it finds opportunities for improvement. There may be refunds you’re owed.

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@ImtiazMadmood So I cant say "rule of thumb" but they can do this?

[Jonathan @JonathanIsASpy]

@Riley_Gaines_ The more people you gouch money, the moee it costs.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Costs did not rise 1,000% because care got 1,000% better.

They rose because Obamacare forced the healthy to subsidize the sick, banned cheaper plans, replaced competition with regulation and subsidies, and hid prices.

Socialized medicine never works.

[⛷️ @L4yiAgain]

“nobody is coming to save you” also implies that nobody is coming to stop you.

[Jo Bhakdi @JOBhakdi]

Btw.. is it NORMAL

that an Earnings call (SPCX) on X

has more live viewers

than CNN at prime time?

[AntiFeminist @luvmyjaide]

Same shit. Different day.

[Neet @neet_sol]

the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work