Jonathan Marks

I chew gum

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

I can't breathe https://t.co/00yc0vwvM8

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@jessicadiegoo La Jolla white girl chronicles

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Gypsy Dating Tip: if she didn't send $900 on the western union, she didn't really love you.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@Marlena_559 happy BDay

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@Marlena_559 me either. Doy deelay.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Relationship tips: If she turns out to be pregnant a week after you dumped her DON'T FALL FOR IT. Chances are it's just Chipotle.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@LinaAwesummmm Roma are natural mentalist. Something about his body language was screaming leo fighter

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Okay, I guess I'll finally confess... I'm Beyoncé in a world full of Michelle's. I'll pray for you all. #Blessed

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Who the fuck is trying to hack me? Stop it! Why would you blind yourselves with what your going to see?

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@jessicadiegoo only if it's black

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

@jessicadiegoo betchoshodo

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Now that Supreme Leader Donald Trump is in office, the flames of hell will keep us warm for the winter. #HailTrump

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

The Uber driver (last name "Snow") is a witch in cahoots with the original supreme. I'm calling it. I know it. #AHSRoanoke

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Trump straight up grabbed America by the 🐱.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Make America great again

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Don't dream it, be it.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Dating tip: leave your mom home.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Dating tip: leave the knives home.

[Jonathan Marks @JonathanMarksSD]

Dating tip: Take a shower, and don't mention your foreskin on the first date.