Jonathan Mutinda Maw

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[ساسان @eghtesadnia]

I TOLD YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Here’s Dr. Araghchi and Iran’s negotiating team watching the Iran-Belgium match

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kumbe Mpe pia wanaogopa kugongeshwa kwa wall. This is Kuresoi North Mp insisting to sleep with other inmates and not in his private room 😂

Susan Kihika should also be arrested.

[Almanya'dan Futbol @almanydnfutbol]

David Alaba en ilginç kökenlerden birine sahip futbolculardan biri:

🇩🇪 Almanya'da doğdu
🇦🇹 Avusturya'da büyüdü
🇳🇬 Babası Nijeryalı
🇵🇭 Annesi Filipinli
🇩🇰 Eşi Danimarkalı
🇨🇩 Dedesi Kongolu
🇪🇸 Şu anda İspanya'da yaşıyor
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ailesi ise İngiltere'de yaşıyor

Alaba Hristiyan, babası Müslüman, annesi ise Budist. (@AbuFaisal_24)

[Anthony Natif @TonyNatif]

The New Speaker is just like the Last Speaker. Just rubber stamp.

Here, he found an MP in Karim Masaba who wasn’t gonna be easily bullied. How do you say MPs have read a 300 page loan agreement you have just given them as you request for them to vote?

[LBC @LBC]

"I felt sorry for Keir Starmer, to be honest."

Kemi Badenoch thinks it's a 'disgrace' that Rachel Reeves snubbed the PM's resignation speech to go and take selfies with Andy Burnham.

[Shaka Fred @FredShaka]

Video; This is one of the reasons why Madam Martha Karua was denied entry to Uganda. Such arrogance cannot be tolerated anywhere!!!

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Uhuru Kenyatta's mother has just turned 93 years old. I saw a video of her celebrating her birthday yesterday, and to be honest, I've never seen a 93-year-old who is that strong and energetic.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇮🇷🇵🇰 Iranian President Pezeshkian’s plane entered Pakistani airspace and was accompanied by Pakistani fighter jets as an official escort.

Source: Tasnim News / Writer: Samuel

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Titus Njari Ndei, 41, led Kitengela landlords to build their own private sewer line after years of sanitation problems in the fast-growing town.
With the population ballooning, property owners had relied on expensive septic tanks that often overflowed and posed health risks.

Frustrated by the Kajiado County Government’s failure to provide a lasting solution, the landlords decided to take action.

The push started in 2013 when the county sued 22 plot owners for discharging raw sewage, contrary to the Public Health Act. They were released on bonds of KSh 180,000–200,000.

Two months later, the accused landlords mobilized under Engineer Ndei and registered the Kitengela EPZ Neighbouring Community Sewer Project. They secured approvals from EPZA, NEMA, and other authorities, then funded a KSh 85 million, 45-kilometre, 2-foot-wide sewer line running to the Athi River EPZ trunk sewer.

The project was funded by hundreds of landlords contributing KSh 250,000 each plus a KSh 1,000 registration fee, and paying EPZA tariff fees ranging from KSh 7,500 to KSh 74,000.

The completed sewer now serves 818 landlords and has eased the burden of paying KSh 200,000 every 2-3 weeks to the county for waste disposal. Ndei says the community initiative gives residents a chance to manage sanitation sustainably.

[Hon Caroli Omondi, MP,CBS @CaroliOmondi]

LINDA MWANANCHI UPDATE

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

It was such a joy getting to spend time with Joe and Jill, George and Laura, and Bill and Hillary last week. Barack and I will always be grateful for your constant friendship and support of our family over the years. 

(And George, thanks for the mints!)

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Rigathi Gachagua: We don't have to go to the streets and expose ourselves to death and injury. For sure, the state has organized very serious violence and that's why the fake Deputy President, William Ruto, Kipchumba Murkomen have been issuing threats because they have actually organized violence against the people of Kenya under the guise that they are goons.

#NewsDesk

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A grandmother is going viral after pulling up on her grandson and rapping every word of 2Pac’s “Keep Ya Head Up” from start to finish.

[Equipe de France ⭐⭐ @equipedefrance]

Joyeux anniversaire à nos 2 Champions du monde 98 et Champions d’Europe 2000 ! 🥳💙

🎂 Zinédine Zidane : 54 ans
🎂 Patrick Vieira : 50 ans

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

Two award-winning Kenyan journalists are getting ready to speak to a global audience drawn from over 100 countries and millions more on the live broadcast. Topic: “Journalism Out Loud!”

Fun fact: We used to work for the same media house. Tumetoka Mbali!

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

This morning, 1,662,654,760 shares from @FamilyBankKenya are going live at the NSE... Ksh 18 per share! #FamilyBankListing #SIBAdvisory

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

JUST IN: The Auditor General's report on Samburu County is a masterclass in how public funds disappear in broad daylight.

The findings are staggering:

• 83 staff members were paid millions despite having no job descriptions on record. They literally got paid to exist.

• The Governor's Delivery Unit (GDU) hired 29 people without CPSB approval, without job advertisements, without interviews, and without any defined duties or place in the county structure.

The bill? Sh60.06 million.

When you read findings like these, you begin to understand why Governor Lati avoided appearing before the Senate for grilling.

If you knew your closet was this full of skeletons, would you willingly walk into a spotlight?

But here is the most heartbreaking psychological trick of it all: the absolute brainwashing of the local ground. You will find youth in Samburu defending this, saying, "Lati is our son, let him eat, at least the money is staying in the county."

Some Kenyans have been conditioned to love their oppressors just because they share their DNA. How do we break a society out of this tribal Stockholm syndrome?

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

We all have seen what is happening in Uganda and Tanzania.

Fellow Kenyans, do we want to go there?

There is a dire need to unite and rescue our country now, before we descend into a place that may take decades to recover from.

#FixingTheNation

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Martha Karua: If it's an offence for me to go to East African countries, yet I am holding an East African passport, is there an East African Community?

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 WOW! John Terry drops a massive reality check on Manchester United.

He explicitly declares the Portuguese league is absolutely not a good league, comparing it to the Championship.

He confirms Ruben Amorim winning there does not qualify him for the massive United job!