Jonathan Mei

Mayonnaise is an instrument

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@ray_chaal @elisemaryyy now friends that’s not very live laugh love of u is it

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

While today’s terrible display of terror and meanness shakes us, let’s remember: @ossoff, Jewish son of an immigrant & @ReverendWarnock, first Black Senator from Georgia, will join a Catholic POTUS & the first woman, Black + Indian VP in our nation’s capital. God bless America.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@elisemaryyy I have a question: why are men?

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tweeting about the importance of r*pists getting due process but not a sleeping black man says a LOT about y’all... sit this one out my guy

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@Emma__Mallon say it with me now STABLE STAY-BEL

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@gglover10 if this isn’t from justin to kelly ill be upset

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@Emma__Mallon @BrandyLJensen ...ma’am

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@Elise_Mary20 are u saying I’m not I want a friendship refund

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@gglover10 y u gotta do me like this

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@gglover10 @Elise_Mary20 SUS

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@Emma__Mallon @SheRatesDogs @Girls_GottaEat Drop his name and number Im throwing hands

[Ben Chapman @bcchap50]

my roommate worked from home the last 2 days and came back to this

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@Elise_Mary20 @gglover10 Salad maybe but definitely no water tho

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@gglover10 You’re tolerable

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@Elise_Mary20 yikes stay there then

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@Elise_Mary20 Drop out and move to Cali I support this

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@gglover10 Literally get off Twitter and just do it my guy

[Jonathan Mei @JonathanMei1]

@gglover10 @Elise_Mary20 Next time tho