Jonnycake

Just your local anarchist

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The clitoris isn’t real

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Sharp things be humbling me so quick

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If god really existed, cockroaches wouldn’t fucking fly

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@DrinkAriZona HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAYYY

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Guys I fucked a McFlurry

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Guys I’m about to fuck a McFlurry

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Felt like throwing a baseball at a pretty car today

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@snot You made it bro

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I suck hairy dicks

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I wonder where my baby teeth are at rn I hope they’re doing well

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Costco makes me wanna fight people

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Fuck the turtles ong

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Butt fucken naked rn

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I’ve cried myself to sleep the last four nights imma go for round 5 #sobbing #punchingmypillow #throwingup

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Reusable condoms !!!!

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Central California isn’t fucking real

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@m0nz3l As he fucking should fr

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I wonder what Jackie Chan is doing rn

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Since fucking when was it September???????

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Through all the tests I’ve taken so far the biggest test school has given me is a test of fucking patience and I think imma fail