Jonathan Owrid

Writer
Former Adman
Sometime Sports Commentator.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

Hey @thenorthface. Are you aware of this product? Paid for one in response to a Facebook ad but it never arrived.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

What a prick.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

@barneyronay Never was a stage more set for Mauricio Pochettino.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

Oh no. Wish I had a red card. https://t.co/SIyy3UzAGl

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Today is the day.

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

@pfiennes @waterstonessw11 The cover is fab as I’m sure are the contents. Can’t wait for the book launch. And hope it isn’t just going to be online.

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Must have own very large calculator

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

“No I’m sorry, you go ahead.”

“No please you.”

“No I cut you off.”

“No I cut YOU off!”

“Okay if you insist...”

“I do!”

-Scene from the first presidential debate between two women

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

So this is New York?! Unbelievable.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

A bit envious of Prince Andrew in this weather, given that he doesn’t sweat however high the needle goes #heatwaveuk #scorchers

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop https://t.co/tFMVU8Qxj1

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

My favourite bar anywhere - Recognizable Calgarians celebrate the Ship and Anchor's 30th anniversary - https://t.co/xAadatJ5zu via @eatnorthca

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

Love this woman.

[Kara Swisher @karaswisher]

The mask use is superb here

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

If we’re going to make pavements wider and add more cycle lanes surely it makes sense to legislate in favour of smaller cars and tackle the SUV pandemic. #lockdownuk #Transportation #bike #walkingtowork.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

A wonderful new word (to me) discovered reading the New College Record. 'Solomonically' featured in the piece written by the Warden, Miles Young. Now itching to use it. #NewCollege #Oxford #wordoftheyear

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

Wandsworth Council: Covid-19: Make safe space to socially distance on Wandsworth streets - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qQ4aTiIapc via @UKChange

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

People driving on their own wearing face masks obviously diacount the 1 in 8000 chance of dying in a car crash. Talk about reckless. #CVID19 #facemasks

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

@pfiennes I loved it - and I don’t read many travel related books, though it’s obviously much more than that. Given that none of us will be going abroad for a while this should be on everyone’s holiday planning list.

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

Talk about kicking us all when we're down - BBC News - Eurovision Song Contest 2020 cancelled over coronavirus https://t.co/9WU7OZ9vR5
#Coronavirus

[Jonathan Owrid @JonathanOwrid]

As if we needed more proof that people lack fibre at the moment.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

It may be deadline day but I won't be going anywhere. I've just managed to get on first AND last name terms with the postman and I can't deal with the upheaval of having to get to know another one at a new address.