Jonathan Grant

All verse, no chorus.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Outstanding.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

For once, today of all days, be the braver man. #RishiSunak #SackSuella

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

Horrid Henry really is a proper prick.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Hahahaha. Phenomenal work. Couldn’t have written it better.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

A rallying cry for fear mongering and using a tragic death to promote a podcast. All the boxes ticked. #DailyMail

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

@JimCampbellTFR Really weird episode of Blind Date?

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

“Firm but fair policies for a happier Middle Ages Britain” Suella Braverman on the Sheriff of Nottingham

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.

I want to see if this image I found on google described as
'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk

Donate here: https://t.co/oQIZdFHRqX

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

EXCLUSIVE: This year’s John Lewis Christmas ad to feature Pete Doherty performing an acoustic cover of the ‘Home & Away’ theme tune

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

30p Lee giving us strong ‘head doorman on a power trip’ vibes. “Not tonight lads, you need shoes, a shirt with a collar and a poppy.”

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

Yes it might be cringey watching Rishi Sunak interview Elon Musk on TV but think how good it will be in a few years time when Sunak is a presenter on North Norfolk Digital. Norfolk’s… North Norfolk’s best music mix.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

She's gonna make us an offer we can all refuse #Nadine

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

Surely with Peter Reid being a Sunderland legend the venue has to be in the North East. Barnard Castle?

[Gareth @Cadmarch]

In case you missed it, Dominic Cummings and Peter Reid are arranging a scrap behind the bins next week, tops off. Classic Dom.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

What's even worse is you just know Boris only found the clip while searching 'blow job' on YouTube. #CovidInquiry

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Boris Johnson asked scientists if you could "kill covid" by blowing a hairdryer up your nose after watching a YouTube clip claiming you can

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

@shitbritishpics Glass of red for Willie, same for the cat. Presumably a Purrrlot.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

I'm sure your schedule is very busy and so would be happy to do it at a time which suits you. It would be 30 minutes and done over Zoom. Happy to share a list of topics with your agent beforehand if that's helpful. Have a brilliant day and I hope we get the chance to talk.

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

Hi @JosieLong I'm currently writing a book on the social history of 21st stand-up. So far I've spoken to over fifty people - inc Nish Kumar, Sofie Hagen, John Kearns, Jen Brister, Elis James, Laura Lexx, Isy Sutie - and would love to interview you if you'd be up for it?

[Jonathan Grant @JonathanPGrant]

The #CovidInquiryUK disclosures make it sound like No. 10 was one never-ending episode of Succession but with more swearing, fewer scruples and where everyone was Kendall.