Jonathan Szeto

Gen X veteran. New England redneck. Big Eva apologist. Posts are 40% tech, 40% religion, and 100% shitposting. Live Free or Die. Мне похуй.

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A friendly reminder to those offended by my posts. Especially my fellow evangelautists:

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@ScubaKim13 Go to the beach, the water is always ice cold.

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@Hot_Pepper76 I'll listen.

But then it will lead to another song. 😁

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@Hot_Pepper76 I’d go in the other direction, but only halfway.

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@LeahCushmanNH Having the law is one thing, enforcing it is another. (And anyone who's spent time in Boston knows it ain't.)

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@ScottMcCreaWest Yes, but in that alternate universe, only Connery could play Bond. 🤷‍♂️

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@shaunvlog_ If you're not hung over, All Star Special with bacon.

If you are hung over, steak and eggs. And lots of coffee.

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@ScubaKim13 Is the campsite still there? I haven't been back to Beaver Brook since my Scouting days the 80s.

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It's normal, but the problem is that (1) the percentage has crept upwards over time, and (2) it's expected in places where it didn't used to be.

Back in the 70s and 80s, 10% was normal. Then in the 90s the normal became 15% and exceptional was 20% or more. Now people expect over 20%, even for self-service.

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@BryanDFischer Budweiser might have to re-open the brewery in Merrimack. 😂

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@davidpollack47 @USMNT Vandy five minutes before kickoff at Bama.

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@JJ_McCarthyism 52nd, Scotland is probably going to get in faster after the last couple of weeks. 🤣

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@MilitaryLaughs Lincoln wax works a helluva lot better than Kiwi.

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@gtsuttons @1776Carolina3 Yeah. New England has four seasons like the rest of the country, but here they’re Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter, and Road Construction.

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@1776Carolina3 I moved back 5 years ago after 20+ years in KY. The one thing that’s been hardest to adjust to is the how short the days get in winter. Especially in November after the clocks move back and it’s pitch black at 5.

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@OneOutOf4 * smaht 😂

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@SzczWalker *ahem*

That's three b's in Bloobble.

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@colinblute_ As one who has lived in both New England and the South/Midwest (depending on how you classify Kentucky), I have to say this:

There are no conservatives in New England, only un-retarded libertarians.

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@NoScotNoParty BTW, have the Scots been warned about Storrow Drive?

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@Hot_Pepper76 The Poolice.

While I’d love to see Journey and REO Speedwagon, their best days are still ahead of them from that year.