Jonathan

I create tools for SRE's and Emcee Indy RPGs. Making the best of the worst timeline. We already live in the Cyberpunk Dystopia. He/Him

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

Tech Industry: So what did you study in College?

Me: Oh, you know. Computer Science. Parallel. Networking.

My Brain:

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

I cannot believe they abandoned this game :( #PS4share

https://t.co/NqYmW7OpyJ

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

https://t.co/RFsnbZU5k3

[Hillel @hillelogram]

As far as we know, biological factors matter a lot more to productivity and software quality than technical factors do. Sleep, stress, and psychological safety are more important than the programming language you use. I wrote a bit about this here:

https://t.co/eNo8pKGSNp

[Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz]

We now have a generation of adults in their 30s and 40s who are neurologically incapable of differentiating positive feelings from franchises--their brains are wired that way. Nostalgia has always existed, but this is the first generation where it's completely owned by brands.

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Sometimes it's hard to know why prices are going up. Between the oil shock, a tight employment market and the climate polycrisis, is it even possible to tell if companies are using the widespread *belief* in inflation to hike prices? Uh, yeah, we *absolutely* can. 1/

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

"If we live in a dystopia where are the megacorps?"

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Sometimes it's hard to know why prices are going up. Between the oil shock, a tight employment market and the climate polycrisis, is it even possible to tell if companies are using the widespread *belief* in inflation to hike prices? Uh, yeah, we *absolutely* can. 1/

[Annette Gonzalez Porter @amgo]

TIL iced coffee flights exist for tasting. This fall is going to be LIT.

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

I highly recommend this comic, I'm not sure I can recommend getting it through Amazon's horrific digital comics monopoly though.

[BOOM! Studios @boomstudios]

50% off?? Can that be right? It must be magic, because HEX VET: WITCHES IN TRAINING by @stutterhug is half off for our Spooky Sale at @amazonkindle and @comixology!

🎃 Check it out 🎃
https://t.co/TNJnsIyf4n

[Autumn Ivy @xXAutumnIvyXx]

THE HORSE VERSION OF A TRUCKER *WhEEzE*

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

I have a pretty whopping 9,119 followers on my Steam curator page, and I think I can get over 10,000 by Halloween if I try, who's up for helping me with this? Come, follow me: https://t.co/jIc6yHvXwK

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

Glad that I couldn't change my prefs in time for last year's bonus to get deposited into my 401K.

At least I *only* have to pay income taxes on that money instead of it just vanishing into a black hole of finance dipshittery.

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

Funny and cool that these "safe" retirement funds everyone told me, a millennial "lucky" enough to have a 401k, are literally losing value faster than I'm legally allowed to put money in them.

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

@Rasmussen_Poll I can't believe the defunct crumbling shell of a polling company people used to care about is just parroting two year old nut job conspiracy whitepapers on twitter for clicks now

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

Then they could just forward you to an actual god damn voter registration site instead of luring you into signing up for coupons just to get a form you can print and mail.

Motherfucker middleman bullshit companies, you are why capitalism is shit.

[Jonathan @JonathanPerrine]

I think we should fund the post office instead of letting multiple fucking scam companies ride the coattails of a mostly painless online change of address form to try and add you to their fucking mailing lists to sell to people.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

The connections between Medicare Advantage and charter schools are kinda glaring, which makes sense since they're both designed to gut and/or fleece America's best and most beloved institutions.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

"Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"