JonathanShuerger

Marine Corps veteran and author of The Exorcism of Frosty the Snowman and the Shades of Black series.

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A soldier prays for a mentor to teach him how to be the hero his world needs - what he gets is the dark sorcerer who has kill thousands of them. Not he must survive his brutal training beneath the cruel fist of a killer disgusted with Light's champions, while overcoming the demons conquering his world.

They know Light best, who first know the Dark.

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There are two types of countries: those that can deploy a Tactical Burger King anywhere in the world and those that use the metric system

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Good grief, how many times did I use the word blade???

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Doing a light rewrite of In Darkness Cast before its upcoming BookBub deal, and hory clap…

… did past me LOVE ellipses.

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@HMBohemond Yeah, no. Wolves are genuinely one of my favorite parts of it.

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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@Zepp1978 I WISH you’d use me… :)

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Men, don’t try this at home

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@TheRealKitty019 Novel Marketing Podcast.

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@AngryCops Death Guard.

The first three books act as a trilogy. It really spreads out after that.

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@Kub_2K12 @SandyofCthulhu @GameStalgiaX Stay trash.

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@Kub_2K12 @SandyofCthulhu @GameStalgiaX I don’t care about your excuses. Make whatever justification you need. You steal things made to be purchased. Nothing you say matters.

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@Kub_2K12 @SandyofCthulhu @GameStalgiaX First, yeah, we know.

Second, you don’t click buy, you parasite.

Steal a spelling book next.

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@Kub_2K12 @SandyofCthulhu @GameStalgiaX You don’t understand licensing, and you’re a thief. Make whatever excuses you want.

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@ShibbySenpai @SandyofCthulhu @GameStalgiaX Yeah, I keep hearing this stupid line, and the people who shill it are just as stupid.

Learn what licensing is, then type.

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@HMBohemond Why is the Scar black…?

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@monsterhunter45 Yeah, I always come home semi-paralyzed…

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@AngryCops Dude, you don't even hate him enough yet until you read Betrayer.

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@AlreadyOverbook @SWHannahAuthor The Marines face off against a new enemy: the zombie apocalypse.

Available on KU.

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@AlreadyOverbook @SWHannahAuthor Free to read on Royal Road.

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Getting varied feedback on Semper Die…

Not sure what to think.