Jonathan Stelzer

Tinkerer, Thinker, Learner.

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@googledevs thanks for fixing autocorrect in Google Keep. You da best!

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@googledevs HEY WHOEVER BROKE AUTO-CORRECT ON GOOGLE KEEP BETTER FIX IT SOON I'M LOSING IT HERE, MAN. #HELP #googlekeep #gboard #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@tacobell waited THIRTY MINUTES FOR TWO TACOS in Lambertville, MI (48182). I get 1 hour for lunch; this is UNACCEPTABLE 😡 #FIXIT #REFUND

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@LiquidDeath YO sorry guys but this one tastes like CHERRY #CARMEX. Hard pass. #tryagain

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@lululemon hey just a reminder that deleting your #Android app is ASININE. Y'all need #HELP. #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@lululemon DELETING THE ANDROID APP are you joking me?? Y'all wild. Thanks for being the worst. #FIXIT #HELP

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@tacobell hey dummies how about if the item isn't available at my selected location, make sure it isn't available to order on the app. Or better yet do a better job than this to tell me WHAT ITEM ISN'T AVAILABLE. I just keep removing cart items until I find it? Great

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@StreamOnMax What happened to "HUBS?" How am I supposed to find all my Ghibli movies in one place?? This is nonsense; y'all are morons. Also the app is BLUE! ANOTHER BLUE APP ICON WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@BurgerKing bring back Spicy Chicken Fries or else 😡#fixit

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@SpotifyUSA Your new home screen sucks and you should feel bad. #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@MichiganDOT I certainly hope you plan to delete the whole section of road and pave a whole new one. This has been ridiculous for 5 years now and only gets worse when I see road crews removing MORE road sections 😡 Or hire a crew that doesn't install slabs that sink.

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@MichiganDOT who is responsible for the GARBAGE ROAD that is US23 from Exit 1 to Dundee?? You've cut about 50 4x10ft rectangle sections out of the road for fun and replaced them with slabs that are sinking up to 5" at some points (visit the NorthBound Welcome Center). FIX IT!!!

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@googledevs do you see any HUGE PROBLEM the Fingerprint sensor of my 6Pro and Home button of Google TV remote lining up perfectly? I keep unlocking my phone, then instantly sending Bob's Burgers back to my TV's home screen.

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

Great looking Crunchwrap, @tacobell! 🙄🙄🙄 (1220 Alexis Rd; 43612) Do better next time! #help

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@SweetiepieKels Tell him to hit it from the back?

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@Adele help me out here

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@Spotify can we talk about the default share-link behavior? NO ONE WANTS AUTO PLAY. JUST LET ME LOOK AT THE ARTIST/TRACK/ALBUM FIRST. DAMN. #HELP #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@Spotify can we talk about the default share-link behavior? NO ONE WANTS AUTO PLAY. JUST LET ME LOOK AT THE ARTIST/TRACK/ALBUM FIRST. DAMN. #HELP #FIXIT

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@KaceyMusgraves my incredible wife's birthday is coming up in a few weeks... Any chance we are EVER going to be graced with a studio track Don't Disturb Me from #EarwigandtheWitch? Whats the deal with that 😭 #help

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@McDonaldsCorp fuck you bring back the Chicken McGriddle.

[Jonathan Stelzer @JonathanStelzer]

@disneyplus on the description for Thor: Ragnarok...is this a typo? Why is it "the Hela...?" #FIXIT #copywrite