J Swit

lil-Swit, j-Swit, sexy-Swit, Switty, or jus plane Swit. Live free

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

@cgreenwhatevs whatevs bro

[C G Stivers @cgreenwhatevs]

I hate feet, but I love man in chacos.

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

I see you FunDip gurl #sugarstick
#fundip #purpletongue @CatesMax @codywright53

[C G Stivers @cgreenwhatevs]

This needs to go in the pump up video @CatesMax @JonathanSwitlik http://t.co/c9yVDbTXgY

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Love watching gurls eat FunDip in class #eatthestik #bluetongue @CatesMax @codywright53

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So....there.

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

My teacher asked me, "What is the definition of trust?" Well apparently "letting a cannibal give you a blow job" was not the answer

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

@LBCarp ya Uncle Mike fitted me with a suit. #JFF

[SDSNation @SDSNation]

Please tell me this isn't real... #JFF

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Hey @JManziel2 are you a Harley's man? #JFF #Harleysman #suit #DaveyO'brien

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Hey @JManziel2 you know those Brooks twins? #JFF #Heisman #Tylerfriends

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Hard to get in the Christmas spirit when its 80 degrees. #wack #weather #whoop

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

@JManziel2 I know you wooda gone 2 firedance, but you gotta slap dat ass.
#heismanziel #slapdatass #JFF

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Yo Johnny, you like that dark meat or light meat? @JManziel2 #Turkey

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Eating those Wheaties @benbobcarp #breakfastofchampions #Eatgoodlookgood #JFF

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

Yo Johnny. Da Kats suck, but hey we go hard. Don't run away #gohard #JohnnyFootball #katssuck.

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

@codywright53 @jmanziel2 @mikeevans114 slapdatass Johnny

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

You slapped dat Bama ass Johnny. Im still shaking, Who else has Johnny Fever?? @JManziel2 . Can I get a RT?? #HEISMANZIEL #johnnyfever

[Aggie Humor @AggieHumor]

ROLL TEARS

[J Swit @JonathanSwitlik]

@JManziel2 slap that Bama ass Johnny! #JFF #Heisman2012 #slapdatass