Jonathan Tortoise

An 185 year old tortoise and author of a new book. I don't even know how this tweeter thing works, but I'll give it a go. Too slow to follow anyone for long.

[John Shuttleworth @johnshuttlewrth]

Ken’s online Xmas e-shoppe is now open for business, and new items include a fabulous 2-colour tote bag and my first new song compilation in oof.. over 7 years! https://t.co/TpgxjkLXwD

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

I was in hibernation when all this kicked off in 1888 (so it definitely wasn't me) but this show sounds like a splendid journey back into time. Go book yourself. https://t.co/zLMWWrs6Ya

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

I was in hibernation when all this kicked off in 1888 (so it definitely wasn't me) but this show sounds like a splendid journey back into time. Go book yourself. https://t.co/zLMWWrs6Ya

[Simon Garner @simongarner10]

Christmas is coming … I know the perfect gift for the #Rovers #WBA #Chairboys fan in your life 📕 🎅

https://t.co/aHUbEOKqJO

[Pixie Boom @PixieBoomHeaton]

Let’s all retweet to get Paul his first solo number one album!!!! I’m so, so proud of him ❤️❤️❤️

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

'The Mighty Several out now and available to download on iTunes now for only £4.99 https://t.co/HtAEJb9t8J

Paul Heaton’s ‘The Mighty Several’ - the new album is out now! Produced by @IanZBroudie and featuring the recent singles ‘Fish ‘N’ Chip Supper’ and ‘Quicksand’.

[John Shuttleworth @johnshuttlewrth]

Nice mention in the Times for ‘RAISE THE OOF!’ - especially so as it’s meant be ‘pick of the week’ and my tour’s not til January! Gratifying also to be placed next to 10cc - those lads have been dreadfully quiet of late..

[LBC @LBC]

“We’re going to do the Environment Agency’s job for it."

@NickFerrariLBC has challenged @Feargal_Sharkey to test the toxicity of England’s rivers.

First up is the River Avon in Bristol…

[Simon Garner @simongarner10]

The book is still available to buy at https://t.co/aHUbEOKqJO

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

@BarryRyerson I like it Barry. Catches the eye. 👍

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

Paul is picking his Tracks Of My Years on @vernonkay's @BBCRadio2 show all this week. Listen out for them on the show or listen to the full selection now on @BBCSounds at the following link https://t.co/aHNGcnT3XX

[Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter]

FOR ONE DAY ONLY my new novel is just 99p on kindle! Please spread the news 🙏 Find it here: https://t.co/oKKYYirLay And do let me know what you think 😃

[Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly]

Looking forward to bringing the Attention All Shipping live extravaganza* to Worcester on Thursday. After two successive sell-out shows; be great to make this a hat-trick. https://t.co/lyqGlU9z9v

* Me telling stories and occasionally pointing at things.

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

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[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

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[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

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[Lally Brown @LallyABrown]

Sea, sand, stunning scenery and swimming with dolphins, these memoirs have it all… but beware the unexpected 😱 Erupting volcano, drug smuggling, Obeah murder, escaped prisoners, hurricanes and much more. Full of drama, told with humour, an expat in the Caribbean 🏝️

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

Been hibernating for so long I've not been able to plug the autobiography about my life. I've always been a late sleeper. https://t.co/EMM7tLai11

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

Been hibernating for so long I've not been able to plug the autobiography about my life. I've always been a late sleeper. https://t.co/EMM7tLai11

[Jonathan Tortoise @JonathanTortoi1]

@AdamLlo40871528 That will be 22 Acacia Avenue.