Jonathan Trites 🫐

Content Creator - 30 - He/Him

[Jonathan Trites 🫐 @JonathanTrites]

8 likes and I’ll make this my profile pic

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I don't see many yinyangs these days

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RIP to everyone who lost their Leo status

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They updated the astrological signs and I'm even MORE of a Leo than before which is extremely validating

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Saying that potatoes are your favorite vegetable is like saying Link is your favorite Soulcalibur character

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What do they do with the leftover ice cream when they're done extracting all the vanilla?

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Something feels weird about doing color correction on an AI generated photo. How did it know to get the tint wrong like this...

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Gnome slaw

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I need some gamer points :/ Gamer bucks

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Me, eating a mushroom: this is just like minecraft

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If a zombie movie needs to film a scene of panicked shoppers looting a store, they don’t need to hire actors, they can just visit Costco on a Sunday afternoon

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I’m in a new stage of my life where I click the ads for mobile games and download them

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Stop treating ice cream flavors like a meyers-briggs personality test and just enjoy some fucking chocolate

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>:(

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Pushed pork

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Around Christmas I text all my acquaintances and ask “do you already have an air fryer?” And then I inevitably receive a gift from them and I say “omg I wish I got something for you! 😭😭😭 thank you so much!!!!”

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@RCSO_SheriffND @accessfund

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God made all these creatures but only one of them got weird and started doing a bunch of weird stuff in his name, I bet he's kind of embarrassed by us whenever he's talking to the mushrooms or whatever

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You know someone's a tech guru when they have settings pinned to their taskbar

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“I made wine” no you ruined grape juice >:(

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For the price of one round of golf you and your buddies could just buy Mario Golf and a Nintendo 64 to play it on. That’s infinite golf. Go to hell