Jonathan Webber

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[Peter 🕊️ @AbraxasVGC]

That section of the gen 4 pokedex that is just the new evolution of old mons is so iconic and stand out to me they need to do that again

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

The only support I need

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

NEW PODCAST EP!! so hard to explain where this one even goes but i've been so excited for baaulp to finish the edit because this was one of my favorite recordings we've done in a long long time. Discover it

[olive ୨୧《will graham》 @olives_0101]

this would work on me

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

gave myself tinnitus from imagining really loud sounds in my head

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Tied a balloon to my head and when I floated up to heaven god popped the balloon with a thumbtack

[𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 @flbreglass]

@ Charizard Y

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Grabbing the lobsters out of the Red Lobster lobster tanks and throwing them at staff

[rob @RobertSecundus]

if you want 3 hours of guys just trying to map out and "outsmart" a strange, unknowable, set of liminal spaces, boy howdy do I have the movie for you:

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Caleb’s audition song…

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

Happy Pride if you're a guy, or you're a girl, or maybe you're something different

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[vost @foolibuster]

rooftop meeting

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Opening my wallet on a date and moths fly out but the bartender holds them up to the light to reveal they’re actually flies and I can’t even afford moths

[joey @devilmaycunt]

male pattern baldness? i actually have male pattern smallness, of the penis

[ankyhaidy @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know