Jonathan Soroff

Writer...Narcissist...Name-dropper...and One-Man Mardi Gras! Oh, and contributing editor at Boston Magazine

[Jonathan Soroff @Jonathan_Soroff]

@mtgreenee Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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@RepMTG @AlinaHabba Can you even find NY on a map?

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@mtgreenee @TuckerCarlson Probably has more people scratching their heads than licking their wounds. 😂🤣😂

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Now @Uber joins CVS, Xfinity and other corporate behemoths in having THE shittiest customer support of any consumer business. Congrats!

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Really, @Uber ??? Your online Help Center is a joke. Most un user-friendly thing I’ve ever dealt with. Get it together.

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@USCustomsandBo1 Why the FUCK do I pay for Global Entry to put up with this bullshit?

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Seriously, @USCustomsandBo1 WTF is with the shitshow at foreign airports where you’ve idiotically decided to put US customs (Canada, Ireland????) This is the REAL border problem you halfwits

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@RepMTG @HouseGOP The only thing surprising about this Tweet is that you’re actually capable of reading and understanding a bill.

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@RobinsonZiggy @davecullinane No time.

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Oh and @cvspharmacy I would like the last hour of my life, which you wasted, back. In my profession, I would be unemployed for performing as poorly as you consistently do.

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@cvspharmacy How can you possibly be SO bad at what you do, with such horrible customer service???? It boggles the mind.

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@CapeSquidfest Antarctica. Mexico. Around.

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Can anyone please tell me exactly where Jesus said to dance dance dance with my hands hands hands over my head head head? Cant find it anywhere in the New Testament.

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@drnasrine @CHANEL Hahaha! Love you! 😘

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@RepMTG 1 whack job from Georgia will burst a blood vessel today because Jews have space lasers and Democrats cannibalize children in pizza parlor basements #suchsoundreasoning #wereyoutaughtlogicbyaristotle

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You picked the wrong island to fuck with. https://t.co/QkP0D17Rzq

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@arishapiro @AudieCornish Absolutely nothing. 😘

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@laurenboebert Make it make sense that any asshole can have a weapon designed only for combat, or that an imbecile like you can pass legislation.

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@HawleyMO Kinda like the January 6 mob?

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

Yesterday the Supreme Court didn't believe in states' rights when they want to set commonsense gun safety laws. Today they believe in states' rights when they want to attack our reproductive freedom. This court no longer represents logic, equal justice, or the will of the people.