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[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

Yay we finally got chicken fingers and toast with peppery sauce.

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Officially open in Honolulu! #AlohaCanes

[POKÉMON Detective Pikachu @DetPikachuMovie]

Partner up with a legend. @VancityReynolds is #DetectivePikachu in theaters Summer 2019!

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

@trvisXX What should I get from jamba juice?

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

Would going for a run at this time make a person look criminal? Asking for a friend?

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

I have never experienced the level of chaos that manifested last night. Have you ever seen grown men panic because a water pipe bursted in an electrical room. Almost knee deep in water, we all could've died and be too story on the news.

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

My Girlfriend drives like a professional driver in a smart car, in a maze. With lava

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

I can't drive for shit

[Chucky Beatz @chucky_beatz]

this foo tapped in to his aztec energy😂

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

God won't give you something you can't handle.

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

@IHOb a problom

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

Can't believe this but Anthony Bourdain... rest easy.

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

So lucky to have a supportive girlfriend who's down with my good habits and helps stop the bad ones.

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

@dayumitsmark Happy birthday bro

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

@shawntelley Damn foreal?

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

80+ hr weeks are killing me but my bank account got enough to bring me back from the dead.

[Jiraiya @YahBoyJiraiya]

Her: How can you watch anime and read subtitles at the same time?

Me:

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

...nicknamed the Ballzharder jellyfish https://t.co/X53IYN0iom

[Your's @Jonathancortezy]

Today showed me that I am incapable of surviving missile attack. From now on I will have snacks and beer in my truck at all times. #Learningeveryday