Jonathan Parrish

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

So can I identify myself as tall even tho I was born vertically challenged? But I feel tall, so that must mean I can call myself tall right?

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

Fuck yeah

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

Also, I really hate politically uninformed individuals. But yeah... that's it, I'm done tweeting.

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

Am I the only one who yells when someone types in all caps

[Marcus J. DiPaola @marcusdipaola]

punched in face & kicked to ground covering G20 Welcome to Hell protest but RECORDED THE WHOLE THING https://t.co/HjGQlSUJ1N (thanks @GoPro)

[Andrzej Duda @AndrzejDuda]

Contrary to some surprising reports my wife did shake hands with Mrs. and Mr. Trump @POTUS after a great visit. Let's FIGHT FAKE NEWS.

[Tarek Fatah @TarekFatah]

Man upset at seeing girls cycling without Hijab, slaps one on her head. Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you. https://t.co/dc8QUcpaaV

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Adults who weren't aborted make up the entirety of the guests https://t.co/s2MDOmfcz9

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Melania and I offer our deepest condolences to the family of Otto Warmbier. Full statement: https://t.co/8kmcA6YtFD

[Tonado AF @tonado321]

@PrisonPlanet @Salon Thanks Obama. Otto Warmbier

[Liberal 'Logic' 🇺🇸 @LiberalLogic123]

The @HuffPost said that #OttoWarmbier deserved to be in prison because he was white. This article didn't age well.

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

My lawyer is literally the worst lawyer in fayette county

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

@chasereinert_13 Or a libtard millennial.... but then again there is no difference

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

Wait you can post more than one pic on insta at a time?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'Hostile, Separatist and Crazy': Tucker Spars With 'BLM' 'Blacks-Only' Memorial Day Party Supporter https://t.co/7YkuAFEPee | #Tucker

[Jonathan Parrish @Jonathanparr_]

BRUH this bitch is crazy https://t.co/q3Sw5qGseL

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'Hostile, Separatist and Crazy': Tucker Spars With 'BLM' 'Blacks-Only' Memorial Day Party Supporter https://t.co/7YkuAFEPee | #Tucker

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

If you are more offended over Trump's tweet than the endless terror we are suffering, you are part of the problem. https://t.co/Sz5vL0C4rX

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

This tweet hasn't aged so well, has it Sadiq?

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

Wow.. it's almost like our actions have real life consequences! https://t.co/CBQOTuEExn

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Hillary Clinton is a bad loser who blames everyone else for her own failings. Just ignore her.