Jonathan Glenn

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

I need to go on Big Brother to start a successful all girls alliance #BB16 #hatethebombsquad #joeyisaGREATfeminist #sorrynotsorry

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

I'm "spend the night at grandma's house" level sick right now 😷🍲☕️ #iwannabebabied

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

First time since last weekend I was able to sleep without an alarm set and I take a four hour nap 💅 #merrychristmas

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Idk if this wine isn't doing it for me because it's red or because I'm drinking it alone with my dinner like a grown up 🍷🍝 #myfriday

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Too soon?

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

"Where's Santa Clarita?" Before Dec. 1st 2013: "Six Flags" After Dec. 1st 2013: "Oh you know, where Paul walker died."

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

@yamahaentertain I never meant to start a war

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

I guess my keyboard is not a Miley fan. It just stopped working while I was playing Wrecking Ball. In protest I'm assuming. Damn.

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

I love coming home to nap after working all morning, only to dream that I'm back at work. Ugh. 😒

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

And just like that it's Christmas time ❄️🎄🎅🎁☕️⛄️

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Putting vodka in my Starbucks beverage after work is so liberating.

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

This waiter just called the drink menu "the bible" 🙏

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Answer your phone! @Russo_Lexi

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Barista > bartenders #tipyourbarista

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

I'm not ok with tipping my bartender $2 for a vodka coke, but I'm expected to make a venti 1/2caf soy 152' mocha stirred and get nothing.

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

Just typed in my partner numbers at the front door of my friends apartment building #baristaproblems

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

@nic_chow I miss you. Come back into my life.

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

The kids on my street are riding bikes and singing "If I die Young" together, it's really fucking creepy.

[Jonathan Glenn @Jonathansays]

@Russo_Lexi Don't worry, some people like to make it known when they know something others don't. Probably cause it's a rare occurrence.

[𝕬𝖗𝖎 @ferrariiibaby]

"The wind you guys, is this necessary"