Jonathon Zapf

[Jonathon Zapf @jonathon_zapf]

I love this! Great idea

[G-Dubs_#1 @GDubs110]

Hey Guys, I was in my first battle today! #lookmaImadeit! It was pretty great, turns out I #love the sound of bullets wizzing past my head so #dreamjob #godsavethequeen
-George Washington (1754)

[Jonathon Zapf @jonathon_zapf]

Keep the comedy gold coming!

[G-Dubs_#1 @GDubs110]

Currently looking for a new horse. Just had two shot out from under me, crazy day at work. #hunk?
Also, I’m looking for a tailor for my jacket. It has like 5 bullet holes in it from the same battle. Ugh, thank goodness for Friday! #TGIF #Blessed
George Washington (1777)

[Jonathon Zapf @jonathon_zapf]

Great stuff, funny stuff.

[G-Dubs_#1 @GDubs110]

Out on the town 2-nite with BJ-Franklin and my boi T-Paine. BJ may have had one too many as per usual. #shotsshotsshots #bros4life Working on a big project rn with the crew, hope you guys like it. #Merica
#RedWhiteandTrue
-George Washington (1787)

[Jonathon Zapf @jonathon_zapf]

Hilarious, who is this?

[G-Dubs_#1 @GDubs110]

Just signed a piece of paper that may change the course of history. #humblebrag Spoiler Alert! John Hancock’s, or Johnny-Boy as we like to call him around the office, signature took up like half the page! #compensatingforsomething?
#Powderedwigs
George Washington (Sept. 17, 1787)

[Jonathon Zapf @jonathon_zapf]

Ma Man

[G-Dubs_#1 @GDubs110]

IIIIII aaaam the Preesssidennnnt, yoooouuuuu aaarre nooooooot! #relatable #firstcomefirstserve
#hunk #humblebrag #Merica #Freedomloversheephugger
#yeahboiii #undefeated #powderedwigs
George Washington (Feb. 4th 1789)