Mrs. Claus

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

*wants to go to Howard*
*doesnt get support*
*Eventually gets PhD from Howard*

Jamaicans: "We dominate every field we enter. Beauty brains and talent. CONGRATS!"

[𝐓𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐧 @King_Scxtt]

Practice. If you ketch Skip off guard you know wah gwaan

[Wendel Abel @wendelabel]

Free consultation. If any patient from affected communities happens to be in Kingston and require their monthly injection. Kindly contact my office at 876-9771108 or 876-578-0882.

[Gordon Swaby @Gordonswaby]

1/Some thoughts on why Jamaicans have main character syndrome.

Firstly, objectively we are ONE OF the main characters. Not the main character, that probably goes to the USA.

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

You need to go under the jail for this one.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Watching Cassie clearly try to get away while he was in the shower and Diddy following her out and beating her into submission and literally DRAGGING her back demonstrates just how insidious the “why didn’t she leave” shit really is

[Netflix @netflix]

IT'S THEIR MONTH

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Being the fastest man alive and your name is Usain Bolt is an insane flex

[Jon @crispinjw]

Co worker died this morning , and work continue as normal. Cant get me to go above for none of these companies, I’ll do my 8 hours not a minute more

[t @tiannelisex]

the way men talk to men with a lot of money is so cringe 😭 it gives groupie

[The Abominable Hoeman 🇯🇲 @smoochiemayne]

One of the most upsetting things about my job is being on call, half-awake at 3 am and having to call a patient's relative to get information only to hear "MY DREAM, MY DREAM, MY DREAM, MY DREAM MY DREAM"

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

@keestroke Buy a new sweater at this point

[Shanzi @Shanzi_a]

My groom just paid and showed up😂. He was a guest at his own wedding and also got his suit two days before 🙄. It’s a men thing 😂.

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

@The_IslandGirl_ He is a sick narcissit and a sadist. And a BIG hypocrite!

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

Uche is right tho. A liar and a recent cheater 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

We all makes mistakes, but two years ago is hardly a mistake

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

social media is fake. please enjoy your real life 🫶🏽

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

Sleepovers

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

Kanye tipping to be on the same level as 50 cent is a core tv memory

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

16 years ago today, 50 Cent said he would quit Rap if Kanye West’s “Graduation” album sold more than his “Curtis” album first week

Graduation - 967k
Curtis - 691k

[Mrs. Claus @Jonel_Chisholm]

Great

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

‘Riverdale’ finally ends today.