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I just wrote a review on Foam Pillow with Snow Technology Double Pack https://t.co/Lc43bFwyuL via @yotpo

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@katie_MAIZE @Taskrabbit I had a dolly literally destroy my patio last season. After messaging for two days with them and having them be straight up disrespectful I just decided I’d never hire from them again. Do yourself a favor and get real movers.

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@Taskrabbit are you guys cool with Dolly having the worst customer service I’ve seen? Trying to make a simple damage claim and every response tells me how my “case has been closed”. What gives?

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Or pwiggle

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Imagine if someone was named Pweep

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@annie211xo Hi message me

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Mnem jeff

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Cuttin a wet Willy into the uber fabric, stank go deep like melted chapstick

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next time your at a gas station, dip your rolo’s in the terlet and tell the worker they came like that. #freerolos

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rizz

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Harry Styles wishes he had half the jizz of Ryan Stiles

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Don’t let Taylor Swift and Trevor Kelsey distract you from the fact that referees are all wearing diapers. It’s true Google it

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havernt tweeted in a while. here goes nothin

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@RobertKennedyJr What’s that sweatshirt though

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@j_rsnr @CDPRGear Hey! Will people be able to just buy the samurai LP? Big refused/Keanu Stan over here

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Gerbils should be called Berbils because that berrrrrrr be sounding like a better and funnier way to say gerbil

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Alligatorade was my fathers name — call me Gatorade

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Oh you liked la la land? Wait til you see ha ha hand, a movie following a hands journey in the “hand-up” comedy scene in LA. He dies in the end from carpal tunnel and there are undertones of him being a little “left” if u kno what I mean

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Pillow pets were just for parents who didn’t want to buy both

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You say “bearded dragon” one fuckin time out loud an now all you see are lizards on your feed

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John Legend should be called John Bedtime Story max