Jones Jeremy

Owner of the Back Alley Ammunition and your wife’s favorite billionaire oil tycoon

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Well it’s certainly not that team in Cleveland modeled after Virgina Doctors. I’m gonna go with the Back Alley 😉 Although I have a sweet spot for the folks in Fitchburg 🔴🏴‍☠️🦹🏼‍♂️s

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Give us your best @NFLFantasy team name.

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Only a few days until the draft and damn has my phone been off the hook! Everybody wants the #8 draft pick! Should I sell it to them? You know what they say, supply and demand! And I got the supply, let me tell you that- Jones

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

This Week #SNL

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

THE BACK ALLEY AMMUNITION ARE YOUR 2021/22 FANTASY FITCHBALL CHAMPIONS!!!! THANK YOU BACK ALLEY FANNUNTION MEMBERS! A WORD FROM YOURS TRULY #fireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Commish Fitch is running this league to the ground. Couldn’t even decide on a draft day and as we owners try to find solutions, he tells us “we should just say screw this year and play next year.” What’s a matter commish, too busy pulling the troops this year??

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

@josh_O17 He’s protesting for Brian Lane. Brian Lane Matters #BLM

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

@RexRexington1 Oh Rex. I don’t sleep, I wait. See you later today when I blow fireworks at the land you’ve taken from those tribes #KissTheRings

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Drafts tomorrow, drafts tomorrow, draft is tomorrow! And we got pick 6! Similar to the 6 karats of gold I use as an envelope when I send in the pick. Damn I love this job. #FireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

I’ll bet a pound of jewelry he follows up with “the only thing I’m eating is your wife’s pussy!”

Mhmm I’m sure you fit a few Popeyes sandwiches in this morning in your big fucking gut you pig. You’re not fooling anyone

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

I heard @RexRexington1 is on twitter now. I really hope that there’s a way to contact emergency services on this website for when he inevitably goes into cardiac arrest for eating off whoppers ever day of his life. Best to cover all your bases #FireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

I’m hearing that that Mr Mime looking son of a bitch, Commissioner Fitch, said he’s be relieved of his duties long after I’m dead. To quote the kids, laugh out loud. Commish Fitch is a drunk, I’m gonna live forever & bury his grave with my rings #FireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Just a reminder for all those poor other owners who have to draft against me this week
https://t.co/VQAWUEKTLy

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Remember kids, when your ass is grass, I’m always the freaking lawn mower

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

It also goes without saying but we’re a year removed from when Tony Brown thought he could be smart and rob me of the jewelry I paid him in. Don’t think I forgot, time to pay the piper @AB84 #JonesAlwaysGetsHisWin

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Ahhh I can smell the fantasy draft coming up in the distance. I know my peers are working hard on their mock drafts & adjusting the salary caps but at the end of the day, no matter where they get drafted, these players all know the grass is greener where the money is leaner. #BAA

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

The back alley plan on playing in front of fans! If the IRS and my ex wife couldn't get me, then I'm sure as hell corona ain't gonna get my ass! #ChineseVirus

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

The Coronavirus has organizations preventing fans from attending the beautiful games they love...not in my alley. I’m not afraid of the Coronavirus, in fact, I slept with its wife...you want a war, I’ll bring in the big gun 😉 #FireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Commissioner Fitch owed me money because I helped him bail his son out of prison on MULTIPLE occasions. The bitch...I mean Fitch finally put his money where his mouth was & paid up today. He was honorable about paying me back, too bad that honor doesn’t reciprocate to the league

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

Happy Wildcard weekend to all the teams that truly don’t belong in this position. The championship should be won in the regular season. The championship should be in the Back Alley #FireFitch

[Jones Jeremy @JonesJeremy19]

It’s that day of the year where staff members are getting fired for missing the playoffs. Some little kid at the diner today told me “Hey Jones, when’s the Back Alley gonna fire you?” The only thing the Back Alley is firing are the coals to make diamonds! Get fucked Billy lol