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[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@ShivSaysSo Nah it's still the same! I haven't been on here in ages

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@richiesetters @DownloadFest @systemofadown @Aerosmith @Sum41 It will be epix

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Saying a girl has sociopathic tendencies is charming and flirty, right? #charm

[Ben Bruno @benbruno1]

Sorry to be Captain Obvious, but if you do "deficit" trap bar deadlifts standing on a plate but using the high handles, that's not a deficit

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Bollocks

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@SamRichardson10 haha I think we should buy some likes and retweets. Fool the masses into thinking we are popular!

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Hello Twitterverse. I'll use you a lot more, I swear. I've been cheating with Facebook #slut

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Using the half my age plus 7 rule on Tinder. Gets me to 20.5. Rounding that down and not up! 😊

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@ShivSaysSo was she knocked?

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Bodybuilding...because you have no real sports skills #gym #fitfam

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Tired of life but ain't done living

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

I have the uncanny ability to be able to talk myself into the friend zone #brexit #isis

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Just used #brexit in a relationship analogy. Not sure how it went down but I'm stoked

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@JohnHall1985 @SkySportsNewsHQ it's that or Gareth Southgate....

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

That's three girls on Tinder now referring to my humour as disturbing 😂😂😂😂

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Madeleine McCann wishes her Dad a Happy Fathers Day...#HappyFathersDay

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Pied

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

Thank Gregorian it's Friday #TGIF

[Sonej @Jones_1989]

@BBCMOTD @RobbieSavage8 I thought commentators weren't meant to show bias??