Noah Jones

Go Bearcats! Go Birds! We Are!

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

After bombing a school and massacring young girls, the war criminal in the White House is threatening genocide.

It's time to invoke the 25th Amendment. This maniac should be removed from office.

[Noah Jones @Jones_Noah16]

@YouTubeTV Don't Drop NBC, Bravo, USA and more! https://t.co/7Qq7fZpftR #GetYourChannels

[Dale Tegman @deltamagnet]

@juniorkingpp Algae puts more oxygen into the air than a normal tree. It has a lower vertical footprint so it won't interfere with wires, balconies, and overhangs. The benches are cute. I can see a lot of advantages even if trees are more lovable.

[Chrisman @chrisman]

9yo asked me "Why are grandparent houses are always bigger than parent houses? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

Oh boy.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

They cut your health care while they build themselves a palace

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties!

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

This was the best episode.

[Noah Jones @Jones_Noah16]

@mtgreenee @grok is this a real picture?

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

[Jace Sweet @JaceOSweet]

@danabeers Why not wait until the absolute last zone so you sit on the plane for way less time

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I sincerely apologize to The Boys for saying they were over the top

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

Imagine if he stayed.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

This is a great question, and one of the answers is a great secret that explains a huge amount of how the world works.

First: We have been cooking food for a long time to free up calories that would otherwise be unavailable. We’ve been doing this long enough that it as affected our physiology.

But the second answer is the big one: Humans are able to behave as if our lives are extremely valuable. Deer and coyotes and pigeons and hawks and bears drop like flies. They die constantly. Humans have the ability to not accept this and so we do all kinds of crazy things to prevent ourselves from puking or shitting our brains out or dying.

We’re perfectly capable of eating and digesting raw meat, but we do not do it because we have the ability to make a different decision that decreases the amount of time we spend suffering.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Good morning everybody. Fuck Xavier

[Noah Jones @Jones_Noah16]

@IsItOutEa Tutorial for game play and each mode.
Play now conference championships.
Automatic losses for online seasons.
Frequent updates to player ratings.

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

Had the ole probability machine screaming: “I DON’T F***ING KNOW”

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Wrong

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Fascism has come to America, and as predicted, it is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

[Chad Brendel @ChadBrendel]

Oh my!! 🔥🔥 @CincyLight